Welcome to the third group of the opening round of the second annual Villain Madness Number Two! We’ve assembled the greatest collection of scumbags since the filming of Ghoulies to determine which is the most evil and strangely popular of them all! Robots! Monkeys! Murderers! Caregivers! KISS! We’ve got it all this year! So hump over this hump day and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for this round ends March 21 with winners announced that very afternoon! and don’t forget to vote for Group 2!)
And now, the evil winners of evil Group 1 of Evil!
Khan (61%) turned his wrath on Agent Smith (39%)!
Evil (57%) morda-lly wounded Bavmorda! (43%)!
Audrey II (77%) drank C.H.U.D.’s (23%) blood!
The Kurgan (65%) beheaded Darryl Revok (35%)!
Leprechaun (71%) stole Dr. Lizardo’s (29%) gold and life!
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (58%) shattered every bone in Elijah Price’s (42%) body!
The Lord of Darkness (95%) slaughtered Maax (5%) like a sick unicorn!
King Ghidorah (68%) proved three heads are better than one against The Beast (32%)!
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TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
| R.O.T.O.R. (R.O.T.O.R.) |
ED-209 (RoboCop) |
| Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research Unit Evil Plan: Execute criminals with extreme prejudice |
Enforcement Droid Series 209 Evil Plan: Clean up Detroit, Annihilate OCP executives. |
| Shakma (Shakma) |
Ella (Monkey Shines) |
| Uber-aggressive, door-hating, killer baboon Evil Plan: Break down as many doors as possible; Kill people. |
Uber-jealous killer helper monkey Evil Plan: To kill anyone who shows the invalid Alan any affection. |
| Jaws (The Spy Who Loved Me) |
Ogre (Revenge of the Nerds) |
| Henchman with metal teeth Evil Plan: To kill James Bond. |
Football jock with nerd-hating ‘roid rage Evil Plan: Destroy nerds; win control of the Greek council. |
| Jack Torrance (The Shining) |
Norman Bates (Psycho) |
| Psycho dad who operates a hotel Evil Plan: Effectively run and maintain The Overlook Hotel; Try not to kill family. Write a novel. |
Cross-dressing psychopath who operates a motel Evil Plan: Kill any attractive girl who stays at his motel. Taxidermy. |
| Nurse Mildred Ratched (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest) |
Annie Wilkes (Misery) |
| Nurse with terrible compassion and bedside manner Evil Plan: To make insane people more insane. |
Paul Sheldon’s Number One Fan Evil Plan: To take care of Paul Sheldon until he finishes his next novel. |
| Pennywise (It) |
Horace Pinker (Shocker) |
| Evil, sadistic, killer clown Evil Plan: To torment and murder kids. |
Serial killer who becomes living electricity and has the power of possession Evil Plan: To continue to kill people as an electric entity. |
| Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th) |
Ghostface (Scream) |
| Revenge-seeking serial killer/mother Evil Plan: To kill camp counselors as revenge for the death of her son. |
Serial killer/cinemaphile Evil Plan: To kill as many people associated with Syndey Prescott as possible. |
| Lord Summerisle (The Wicker Man) |
Abner Devereaux (KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park) |
| Pagan cult leader Evil Plan: Find a rube human sacrifice for the Wicker Man. |
Megalomaniacal robot inventor Evil Plan: Steal KISS’ talismans for ultimate power. |
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And SHAKMA! Shocking tournaments everywhere! SHAKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Torrance vs Bates! That’s a tough one this early on :).
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Abner Devereaux FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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dammit some of these decisions were tough!
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Life is tough, Tom.
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I voted for R.O.T.O.R. out of {REDACTED}. BTW, turns out that RiffTrax is looking for ideas for movies to riff. I’ve checked and Samurai Cop, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, and R.O.T.O.R. are all candidates, albeit with little votes.
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Red Letter Media did a commentary track for Samurai Cop. http://redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/samurai-cop-commentary-track-half-in-the-bag
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Anyone who doesn’t vote for R.O.T.O.R. is clearly retarded.
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R.E.T.A.R.D.O.R.
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Your “T.E.A.M. R.O.T.O.R.” shirt is in the mail.
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YES! I’ll never take it off.
Although, I am worried that you’ve just addressed the package to Smash, Canada.
It might float around the mail circuit for years before it finally finds it’s way to me.
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Eric wrote down your address for me but it was all smeared with… something… so it could be off. Do you live in Turmontop?
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Haha! Turmontop. That’s it exactly.
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The shirt is made of burlap and old wires, by the way.
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Burlap is my favourite colour.
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