Mirth Madness 2014: Third Round – The Silly Sixteen!

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Here we are already at the Silly Sixteen! This is where we separate the men from the women, because all of the female characters are now out of the tournament, so shame on you all for gender inequality. Well, at least we have one transvestite left. So vote, and tell everyone you know and most you don’t know to vote as well!

Round 2 results:
Stifler and Brick tied, so in a vicious cockfight tiebreaker the winner is… Stifler!
Dark Helmet (67%) beat the stuffing our of Ted (33%)!
Judge Smails and Randal also tied, so in a golf-off tiebreaker the winner is… Randal!
Dr. Venkman (86%) beat both of Dr. Hfuhruhurr’s (14%) brains in!
Frank the Tank (57%) threw Joanna Stayton (43%) overboard!
Leo Bloom (53%) had nothing but hate for Buddy Love (47%)!
Larry Wilson (69%) doesn’t like it hot, Jerry (31%)!
Axel Foley (57%) doesn’t give a f*ck about Uncle Buck (43%)!
Ed (75%) cut the cable on Chip Douglas (25%)!
Tommy Boy (69%) weeded out Thurgood Jenkins (31%)!
Jake Blues (76%) circumcised Long Duk Dong (24%)!
Mrs. Doubtfire (63%) drove Del Griffith (37%) outta here!
The Genie (59%) left Wednesday Addams (41%) in the lurch!
Sheriff Bart (88%) killed Mrs. White (13%) in the observatory with the candlestick!
Phil Connors (88%) used weapons of mass destruction on Saddam Hussein (12%)!
Milton (59%) unplugged Johnny’s (41%) runway lights!




Steve Stifler
(American Pie franchise)
Dark Helmet
Quote: You hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds and you passed up sex with Nadia, fucking stupid. You’re like a blind man picking out his favorite porno. Quote: Dark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Lone Starr: What’s that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.


Randal Graves
Dr. Peter Venkman
Quote: What’s the point in having an Internet connection if you’re not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you’ll never have yourself? Quote: Kitten, I think what I’m saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?


Frank “The Tank” Ricard
(Old School)
Leo Bloom
(The Producers)
Quote: You know I was thinking we could go back home… have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD… no? Weren’t thinking that? Ok. Quote: Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, police man and very friendly Cherokee Indian.


Larry Wilson
(Weekend At Bernie’s)
Det. Axel Foley
(Beverly Hills Cop)
Quote: How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive. Quote: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What’s the fuckin’ charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?


(Shaun of the Dead)
Tommy Callahan III
(Tommy Boy)
Quote: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight. Quote: You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn’t pick up, ’cause I’ll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass.


“Joliet” Jake Blues
(The Blues Brothers)
Mrs. Doubtfire
(Mrs. Doubtfire)
Quote: I hate Illinois Nazis. Quote: Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
Miranda: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.


(Disney’s Aladdin)
Sheriff Bart
(Blazing Saddles)
Quote: Genie: I’m free. I’m free. Quick. Quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, “I I want the Nile.” Wish for the Nile. Try that.
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way! Oh, does that feels good!
Quote: Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little…
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I… see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.


Phil Connors
(Groundhog Day)
Milton Waddams
(Office Space)
Quote: There is no way that this winter is *ever* going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. Quote: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass…And yes, I won’t be leaving a tip, ’cause I could… I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I’ll take my traveler’s checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put… I could put… strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

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