Haiku Review: The Evil Dead Trilogy

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The Evil Dead (1981)

Remote cabin fun
spoiled by demon summoning
Like my 8th birthday

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Evil Dead II (1987)

Dude, Ash is the man
with a chainsaw for a hand
That hand is a jerk

Evil Dead 2 hand

Army of Darkness (1992)

Ash goes back in time
Saves world, but leaves modern car
That may have changed things

Army of Darkness car

BONUS: Evil Dead (2013)

That’s a lot of gore
But who cares about these guys?
World’s lamest villain

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