GEORGE R.R. MARTIN HAS EMERGED FROM HIS SPARKLING JEWEL CAVE LITTERED WITH VARIOUS BONES TO SAY THAT HE WOULD LIKE HIS GAME OF THRONES SERIES TO END AS A BIG-BUDGET MOVIE.
KELSEY GRAMMER MAY MAKE A CAMEO AS THE EXTREMELY OLD BEAST IN THE NEW X-MEN MOVIE WHO TELLS QUICKSILVER TO STOP LOOKING LIKE SUCH A DINGLEBERRY.
BOURNE IDENTITY DIRECTOR DOUG LIMAN WILL DIRECT THE MOVIE ADAPTATION OF THE VIDEO GAME SPLINTER CELL STARRING TOM HARDY AS A SCIENTIST WHO SHRINKS DOWN TO MICROSCOPIC SIZE TO TRAVEL INSIDE A DYING GIRL’S BODY TO REMOVE A DANGEROUS SPLINTER FROM HER TOE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: CARL REINER IS NINETY-GODDAMN-TWO, SO SHOW SOME RESPECT.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][TODAY’S TRAILER: THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS]
DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT OR YOU WILL BE DE-LIFED. PLUS, YOU HAVE UNTIL 3 P.M. TODAY TO VOTE FOR GROUP 2. R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE MONITORING THE POLLS. WITH A LIVE GRENADE.
Love the comment about George R.R. Martin yes he has emerged from his little cave filled with hundred dollar bills. regardless I want to see it, thank you for the updates I love your daily news bits.
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I love your description of “Splinter Cell”. It’s like a hardcore version of “InnerSpace”
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Pointy Birds O Pointy Pointy…. Anoint My Head, Anointy Nointy
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Love the comment about George R.R. Martin yes he has emerged from his little cave filled with hundred dollar bills. regardless I want to see it, thank you for the updates I love your daily news bits.
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Thank you for your thanks.
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Not the 1st time I’ve seen Kathleen Turner’s butt… I mean brain 😀
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Now, I don’t want to be de-lifed, so I will make sure to vote for the rest. I think I missed out on Round 1.
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