Villain Madness 2014: Opening Round – Group 1


Welcome to the opening round of the second annual Villain Madness! We’ve assembled the greatest collection of scumbags since Woodstock ’99 to determine which is the most evil and strangely popular of them all! Spacemen! Monsters! Robots! Animals! Wizards! Broads! We’ve got it all this year! So pour yourself half a black & tan and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for this round ends March 19 with winners announced that very afternoon!)

2014 Villain Bracket

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 Khan Noonien Singh
(Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
Agent Smith
(The Matrix)
Leader of a race genetically engineered super-humans

Evil Plan:
Torture Captain Kirk; steal Genesis device to use as a weapon.
Leader of AI programs bent on destroying humans

Evil Plan:
Delete Neo; take over The Matrix.


(Time Bandits)
Evil sorceress

Evil Plan:
Kill a baby so she can continue her dark rule.
Personification of evil itself

“Evil” Plan:
Steal a magic map from dwarves so he can remake all creation in his image.


Audrey II
(Little Shop of Horrors)
Carnivorous alien plant

Evil Plan:
Eat people so it can grow larger, then reproduce to take over the planet.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

Evil Plan:
Kill the homeless.


Darryl Revok
 The Kurgan
A Scanner (someone with telekinetic powers)

Evil Plan:
Blow up people’s heads; bring down ConSec.
An immortal warrior

Evil Plan:
Kill Connor MacLeod; win the Prize.


 Dr. Emilio Lizardo (a/k/a Lord John Whorfin)
(The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension)
An evil Leprechaun

Evil Plan:
Find his gold; kill everyone who gets in his way.
Physicist whose mind is controlled by an alien trapped in the 8th dimension

Evil Plan:
To escape New Jersey and return to the 8th Dimension to rule it once again.


Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
(The Fifth Element)
 Elijah Price (a/k/a Mr. Glass)
Megalomaniacal Industrialist

Evil Plan:
Acquire the Element Stones for the Great Evil. Profit.
Delusional comic book shop owner with Type I osteogenesis imperfecta

Evil Plan:
Discover his arch-nemesis through murdering people.


The Lord of Darkness
(The Beastmaster)
The personification of darkness

Evil Plan:
Kill unicorns; create eternal darkness; seduce Princess Lili.
High priest sorcerer

Evil Plan:
Sacrifice children to his god.


The Beast
 King Ghidorah
(Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster)
Evil alien entity

Evil Plan:
Invade the planet Krull, marry princess Lyssa and rule.
A three-headed, dragon-like kaiju

Evil Plan:
Defeat Godzilla and destroy stuff.

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