Today’s group brings us to the decade of grunge music, Bill Clinton, CD players, Operation Desert Storm, Woodstocks ’94 and ’99, fanny packs, Tamagotchi, pogs, boy bands, Beanie Babies, and Friends. So it was a pretty lousy decade, overall. But that shouldn’t prevent you from voting in our ’90s round and proving that one or two ’90s movie villains weren’t that lame! (voting for this round ends March 19 with winners announced that very afternoon! and don’t forget to vote for Group 2!)
And now, the groovy winners of that ’70s group:
Dr. Phibes (55%) swan-songed Swan (45%)!
Taunting French Guard (80%) horrified Colonel Kurtz (44%)!
Nosferatu (64%) attacked & dined on Blackenstein (36%)!
Virgin “The Turk” Sollozzo (70%) found it difficult but not impossible to eliminate Hyman Roth (30%)!
Apollo Creed (55%) short-circuited Mechagodzilla (45%)!
Scorpio (55%) shot down The Gunslinger (45%)!
Ash and Greedo tied, so in a sci-fi coin flip, the winner is Ash!
The Cannibalistic Savage Family (55%) made the Rapist Hillbillies (45%) squeal like pigs!
| Catherine Trammell
|Novelist, Femme Fatale
Evil Plan: Fuck some poor guy and then kill him.
|Janus Operative, Femme Fatale
Evil Plan: Kill some poor guy while fucking him.
| Simon Phoenix
|Cryogenically Frozen Terrorist
Evil Plan: Lead a group of Cryo-cons to kill a resistance group in the future.
|Terrorist and Homicidal Psychopath
Evil Plan: Mayhem; kill FBI agent Sean Archer and his family.
| Tyler Durden
Evil Plan: To extort $3.7 million from the city of LA or he will blow up a bus.
|Leader of Fight Club/Project Mayhem
Evil Plan: To erase debt by destroying buildings that contain credit card companies’ records.
| Edgar The Bug
(Men in Black)
Evil Plan: Make humankind extinct.
Evil Plan: To kidnap the Galaxy and use it to destroy the Arquillians.
| Alphonse “Big Boy” Caprice
|Hot-tempered Mobster; Not a clown
Evil Plan: Become a made man by any means possible.
Evil Plan: To eliminate Dick Tracy and rule the city with his mobster cronies.
(Last Action Hero)
| General Francis X. Hummel
Evil Plan: To use the magic theatre ticket to transport to any film he wishes for personal gain.
|Disgruntled Military General
Evil Plan: To extort $100 million from the US government to compensate ex-soldiers and their families.
| Oogie Boogie
(The Nightmare Before Christmas)
|Criminal mastermind of Gotham City with a fish-eating addiction.
Evil Plan: To kill all first-born sons of Gotham.
|Bogeyman of Halloween Town with a gambling addiction.
Evil Plan: To play a game with Santa Claus’ life at stake.
|The Sheriff of Nottingham
(Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)
| Darth Maul
(Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace)
|Sheriff of Nottingham; surrogate leader of England
Evil Plan: To rule England while King Richard is away.
Evil Plan: To serve Darth Sidious and kill Jedi.