Welcome to the opening round of Villain Madness: Battle of the Century! This year, we’re breaking these dastardly evildoers up into their respective decades to see which decade is the most decadiest! So please, go through the motions even though this is probably rigged and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for this round ends March 17 with winners announced that very afternoon!)
TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
| Roy Stalin (Better Off Dead) |
Greg Tolan (Just One of the Guys) |
| Captain of the Ski Team; Bully Evil Plan: Stop Lane Myer from winning back his ex-girlfriend Beth |
Bodybuilder; Bully Evil Plan: Become Prom King; beat up Rick Morehouse for stealing his girlfriend Deborah. |
| Stan Gable (Revenge of the Nerds) |
Kent (Real Genius) |
| Alpha Beta Star Quarterback and Head of the Greek Council Evil Plan: To eliminate all nerds from Adams College. |
Professor Hathaway’s Chief Lackey Evil Plan: To make Professor Hathaway happy and be in charge of the laser project. |
| Roy Batty (Blade Runner) |
Xur (The Last Starfighter) |
| Renegade Android Evil Plan: Demands more life to live longer. |
Sadistic Leader of the Ko-Dan Armada Evil Plan: Invade Rylos and rule the star system. |
| Vigo the Carpathian (Ghostbusters II) |
Nazi Elf (Elves) |
| Spirit of a sixteenth-century tyrant Evil Plan: To possess a child to return to life. |
Part human/Part Elf Nazi hybrid Evil Plan: To conquer the world. |
| David (The Lost Boys) |
Paulie (Weekend at Bernie’s) |
| Teenaged Vampire Evil Plan: To sleep all day; party all night; never grow old; never die. |
Hit-Man Evil Plan: To kill Bernie; as well as Larry Wilson and Richard Parker. |
| Dynamo (The Running Man) |
Jabba the Hutt (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi) |
| Running Man Opera-singing Stalker with Electrical Powers Evil Plan: To kill Ben Richards and other Runners. |
Ruthless gangster of Tatooine Evil Plan: To keep the frozen in carbonite Han Solo in his den. |
| Daniel “Rooster” Hannigan (Annie) |
Antonio Salieri (Amadeus) |
| Sleazy Con-man Evil Plan: To impersonate Annie’s parents to gain the reward money from Oliver Warbucks. |
Jealous Composer Evil Plan: To trick Mozart into writing a successful piece of music, kill him upon completion and steal the work for himself. |
| Curtis Taylor (Bloody Birthday) |
Bull Hurley (Over the Top) |
| Sadistic Child Serial Killer Evil Plan: To indiscriminately kill people for fun. |
Truck Driver; Professional Arm Wrestler Evil Plan: To drive trucks, break arms and arm wrestle. |
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Voted! 🙂 Does anyone actually like Weekend At Bernie’s??
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Like Weekend at Bernie’s? Nah, we don’t like it. WE LOVE IT!! Are you kidding me? It’s one of the funniest movies of all time. No joke!
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Shit! I was just trying to piss Brian off but I guess you like it too… 😉
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Ummm yeah! lol. It’s a fun weekend caper for the whole family!
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You’ve just made Brian’s day! 😉
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There’s a guy at my work named Bernard who I immediately started calling Bernie as soon as he started here. And he always complains that he doesn’t like it bc of that “lame 80’s movie” but I just do it more now bc of that “awesome 80’s movie” lol
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Haha! That sounds like me. There was a guy I worked with who couldn’t stand the word “poo” so I’d use that word as much as humanly possible whenever talking to him. I saw it as a challenge! 😉
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Hahaha you’re the best!
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It warms my heart cockles to see you two interacting. Just like old times. 1987.
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Our mutual love of tormenting others is what keeps our friendship alive and well.
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BANNED AND BLOCKED
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