If you haven’t been voting previously, it’s highly doubtful reading this space will help, all we can do is ask politely. Please, won’t you please vote? (voting for this round ends March 20 with winners announced that very afternoon! and don’t forget to vote for Group 2!)
And now, the evil winners of evil Group 1 of Evil!
Hans Landa (74%) crushed Calvin Candie (26%)!
Walter Peck (56%) sniffed out the fear of Quentin Hapsburg! (44%)!
Sgt. Hartman (63%) put Warden Norton (37%) in the hole!
Gollum (61%) clashed with Calibos (39%)!
Dr. Octopus (58%) ducked the threat of Dr. Jenning (42%)!
Han (75%) kicked Tong Po (25%) in the box!
Green Goblin Truck (57%) ran over Christine (43%)!
The Wicked Witch of the West (65%) was fairer than The Evil Queen (35%)!
| Alexander DeLarge
(A Clockwork Orange)
Evil Plan: Drink milk, a little of the ‘ol ultra violence, the old in-out, listen to Ludwig Van
|Deranged Serial Killer
Evil Plan: Kill prostitutes, get a reservation at Dorsia, listen to Huey Lewis & the News
| Shooter McGavin
Evil Plan: Win the pro-golf championship, take Happy Gilmore’s grandma’s house, eat shits for breakfast
Evil Plan: Crush employees souls, make them work on weekends
| El Guapo
|Conniving State Attorney General
Evil Plan: To buy up Rock Ridge’s land to build a railroad
Evil Plan: Exploit and terrorize the small village of Santa Poco
| John Kreese
(The Karate Kid)
|Russian Heavyweight Champion
Evil Plan: He must break Rocky Balboa
|Cobra Kai Sensei
Evil Plan: No Mercy
|Evil Ghostly Entity
Evil Plan: To terrorize single mothers
|Supernatural Serial Killer
Evil Plan: To terrorize anyone who summons him
(An American Werewolf in London)
| Jerry Dandrige
|American Werewolf (in London)
Evil Plan: To bark at the moon
Evil Plan: To drink the blood of suburbanites
(The Never-ending Story)
| Lord Voldemort
(The Harry Potter film series)
|The Servant of the Power Behind the Nothing
Evil Plan: To kill young warrior Atreyu
Evil Plan: To kill young wizard Harry Potter
(The X-Men film series)
(The Avenger film series)
|Mutant Master of Magnetism
Evil Plan: To ensure mutant-kind dominates the human race
|Asgardian God of Mischief
Evil Plan: To harness the power of the Tesseract and subjugate Earth