If you haven’t been voting previously, it’s highly doubtful reading this space will help, all we can do is ask politely. Please, won’t you please vote? (voting for this round ends March 20 with winners announced that very afternoon! and don’t forget to vote for Group 2!)
And now, the evil winners of evil Group 1 of Evil!
Hans Landa (74%) crushed Calvin Candie (26%)!
Walter Peck (56%) sniffed out the fear of Quentin Hapsburg! (44%)!
Sgt. Hartman (63%) put Warden Norton (37%) in the hole!
Gollum (61%) clashed with Calibos (39%)!
Dr. Octopus (58%) ducked the threat of Dr. Jenning (42%)!
Han (75%) kicked Tong Po (25%) in the box!
Green Goblin Truck (57%) ran over Christine (43%)!
The Wicked Witch of the West (65%) was fairer than The Evil Queen (35%)!
TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
Alexander DeLarge (A Clockwork Orange) |
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) |
Violent Hooligan Evil Plan: Drink milk, a little of the ‘ol ultra violence, the old in-out, listen to Ludwig Van |
Deranged Serial Killer Evil Plan: Kill prostitutes, get a reservation at Dorsia, listen to Huey Lewis & the News |
Shooter McGavin (Happy Gilmore) |
Bill Lumberg (Office Space) |
Cocky Pro-Golfer Evil Plan: Win the pro-golf championship, take Happy Gilmore’s grandma’s house, eat shits for breakfast |
Corporate Goon Evil Plan: Crush employees souls, make them work on weekends |
Hedley Lamarr (Blazing Saddles) |
El Guapo (¡Three Amigos!) |
Conniving State Attorney General Evil Plan: To buy up Rock Ridge’s land to build a railroad |
Infamous Bandito Evil Plan: Exploit and terrorize the small village of Santa Poco |
Ivan Drago (Rocky IV) |
John Kreese (The Karate Kid) |
Russian Heavyweight Champion Evil Plan: He must break Rocky Balboa |
Cobra Kai Sensei Evil Plan: No Mercy |
Mr. Babadook (The Babadook) |
Candyman (Candyman) |
Evil Ghostly Entity Evil Plan: To terrorize single mothers |
Supernatural Serial Killer Evil Plan: To terrorize anyone who summons him |
David Kessler (An American Werewolf in London) |
Jerry Dandrige (Fright Night) |
American Werewolf (in London) Evil Plan: To bark at the moon |
Vampire Evil Plan: To drink the blood of suburbanites |
Gmork (The Never-ending Story) |
Lord Voldemort (The Harry Potter film series) |
The Servant of the Power Behind the Nothing Evil Plan: To kill young warrior Atreyu |
Evil Sorcerer Evil Plan: To kill young wizard Harry Potter |
Magneto (The X-Men film series) |
Loki (The Avenger film series) |
Mutant Master of Magnetism Evil Plan: To ensure mutant-kind dominates the human race |
Asgardian God of Mischief Evil Plan: To harness the power of the Tesseract and subjugate Earth |
What masochist assigned these matchups?
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Everybody’s Gmorking for the weekend!
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Some of these choices were really hard.
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Just like life.
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Well life sucks.
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Someone go back and get a shitload of dimes!
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Okay okay – I voted again. From a phone. I’m too damn nice to you guys… I had such a crush on Atreyu! What a babe. 🙂
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How the hell did Calvin Candie get crushed so badly.
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hehehe Candie Crush. a new game coming to give your smart phones viruses. . .
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Racist viruses.
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“Hi Grandma!”
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I would be so so happy if Jerry Dandridge won this whole thing
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We’ve already predetermined the winner, though.
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