It’s time for the first half of round TWO! All of the voting mistakes you people have made are here on full display! But don’t let that stop you from voting again! Just get it right this time!
Round 1, Group 4 results:
The Genie (72%) gave Jeannie Bueller (28%) the day off!
Wednesday Addams (59%) made David St. Hubbins (41%) spinal tap out!
Mrs. White (53%) dodged the balls of White Goodman (47%)
Sheriff Bart (71%) made Jack Sparrow (29%) walk the plank!
Saddam Hussein (53%) played Gary Johnston (47%) like a puppet!
Phil Connors (71%) found Mona Lisa Vito (29%) guilty!
Milton Waddams (81%) crowned Meg Swan (19%) worst in show!
Johnny (53%) made Nick Rivers’ (47%) life worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory!
(American Pie franchise)
|Quote: You’re a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I’m not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.||Quote: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.|
|Quote: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how well you handle it.||Quote: The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it’s, it’s just awful. It’s unwatchable, but y’know, they’re hookers. So it’s fine.|
|Judge Elihu Smails
|Quote: You’ll get nothing, and like it!||Quote: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.|
|Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
(The Man With Two Brains)
|Dr. Peter Venkman
|Quote: Into the mud, scum queen!||Quote: We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!|
|Frank “The Tank” Ricard
|Quote: What is this gelatinous MUCK? Andrew, when I tell you to pack staples, must I specify that you are to pack *good* caviar and not this $1.99 fish bait? Caviar should be round, and hard, and of adequate size, and should burst in your mouth at *precisely* the right moment.||Quote: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.|
(The Nutty Professor)
|Quote: Someone has to tend to Chunky Butt’s sex life. Chunky Butt is extremely horny.||Quote: I’m not going to the toilet, I’m going to showbiz!|
(Some Like It Hot)
(Weekend At Bernie’s)
|Quote: What are you trying to do to that poor girl, putting on a millionaire act? And, where did you get that phony accent? Nobody “talks loike thet”!||Quote: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.|
|Det. Axel Foley
(Beverly Hills Cop)
|Quote: I’m Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell’s wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I’m… I’m the wart. She’s my tumor. My… my growth. My… uh, my pimple. I’m Uncle Wart. Just old Buck “Wart” Russell. That’s what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They’ll call me that. “Melanoma Head’s coming.” I’m s… uncle! Maisy Russell’s uncle!||Quote: You’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this – “Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!” See, that’s more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.|