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TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
| Ed (Shaun of the Dead) |
Chip Douglas (The Cable Guy) |
| Quote: Can I get… any of you cunts… a drink? | Quote: Hey Steve I’m on a pay phone, so if you’re there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, well OK, call me back. |
| Tommy Callahan III (Tommy Boy) |
Thurgood Jenkins (Half Baked) |
| Quote: Hey, I’ll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass… No, wait. It’s gotta be your bull. | Quote: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it… oh yeah, pussy. |
| “Joliet” Jake Blues (The Blues Brothers) |
Long Duk Dong (Sixteen Candles) |
| Quote: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST… I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! | Quote: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!… Bonzai! |
| Mrs. Doubtfire (Mrs. Doubtfire) |
Del Griffith (Planes, Trains and Automobiles) |
| Quote: Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire, please.Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh I’m sorry, am I being a little graphic? I’m sorry. Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth. | Quote: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it’s very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going. |
| Genie (Disney’s Aladdin) |
Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family Franchise) |
| Quote: Yo, Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel. | Quote: Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?Pugsley: Yes.Girl Scout: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts? |
| Mrs. White (Clue) |
Sheriff Bart (Blazing Saddles) |
| Quote: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! | Quote: Hey, where the white women at? |
| Saddam Hussein (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
Phil Connors (Groundhog Day) |
| Quote: Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I’m somebody else?Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli? | Quote: You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life. |
| Milton Waddams (Office Space) |
Johnny (Airplane) |
| Quote: I could set the building on fire. | Quote: Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. |
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Milton v Johnny was a tough call….
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Agreed. I voted yes.
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I’ll set The IPC on fire…
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Johnny from Airplane should win the whole competition
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Haha, really? I’ve never thought that character was funny.
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