Mirth Madness 2014: Second Round – Groups 3 & 4

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Don’t forget to vote in Mirth Madness 2, Round 2, Part 1, Bears 20! Voting for those groups ends tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. EST (Excellent Spanish Tapas)!




(Shaun of the Dead)
Chip Douglas
(The Cable Guy)
Quote: Can I get… any of you cunts… a drink? Quote: Hey Steve I’m on a pay phone, so if you’re there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, well OK, call me back.


Tommy Callahan III
(Tommy Boy)
Thurgood Jenkins
(Half Baked)
Quote: Hey, I’ll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass… No, wait. It’s gotta be your bull. Quote: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it… oh yeah, pussy.


“Joliet” Jake Blues
(The Blues Brothers)
Long Duk Dong
(Sixteen Candles)
Quote: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST… I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! Quote: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!… Bonzai!


Mrs. Doubtfire
(Mrs. Doubtfire)
Del Griffith
(Planes, Trains and Automobiles)
Quote: Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire, please.Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh I’m sorry, am I being a little graphic? I’m sorry. Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth. Quote: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it’s very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.


(Disney’s Aladdin)
Wednesday Addams
(The Addams Family Franchise)
Quote: Yo, Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel. Quote: Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?Pugsley: Yes.Girl Scout: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?


Mrs. White
Sheriff Bart
(Blazing Saddles)
Quote: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! Quote: Hey, where the white women at?


Saddam Hussein
(South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
Phil Connors
(Groundhog Day)
Quote: Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I’m somebody else?Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli? Quote: You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.


Milton Waddams
(Office Space)
Quote: I could set the building on fire. Quote: Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

6 thoughts on “Mirth Madness 2014: Second Round – Groups 3 & 4

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