ZAC EFRON MAY DON A CAPE AND TIGHTS, AND MAY ALSO STAR IN A FUTURE MARVEL MOVIE.
GERARD BUTLER HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN REPLACED AS BODHI IN THE POINT BREAK REMAKE BY SUPERSTAR HOUSEHOLD NAME EDGAR RAMIREZ. THEY MAY AS WELL JUST REANIMATE PATRICK SWAYZE’S CORPSE AT THIS POINT.
BRAD PITT IS REPORTEDLY VERY CLOSE TO SIGNING ON TO THE NEXT SEASON OF TRUE DETECTIVE TO PLAY R.O.T.O.R.’S PARTNER WHO IS BUTCHERED BY R.O.T.O.R. 19 SECONDS INTO THE FIRST EPISODE FOR CHEWING GUM IN A GOVERNMENT BUILDING.
HERE IS THE FIRST PICTURE OF JOHNNY DEPP AS WHITEY “THE BULGE” BULGER IN “THE BULGER, THE BETTER.”
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: NICHOLAS HAMMOND, THE ONE TRUE SPIDER-MAN, IS 64!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF THIS STINKS, SON]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
So, how many more Transformers movies do we need? If it’s the “Age of Extinction”, will it be the last?
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Is there any difference between these four movies whatsoever?
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I’d watch Brad Pitt in True D.
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You just know he’ll hang dong.
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flap flap flap
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In all seriousness, though, Sam Rockwell or Casey Affleck as his partner would be the tits. Or they could go with someone not so white. Or manly. Gabourey Sidibe!
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Either one of those would be great!
Or Eli Roth.
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Ohhh Eli Roth that is a good one or Sam Rockwell! Can’t wait guys.
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Zefron’s super power can be making girls cream in their panties with a single flex! Oh wait, he can already do that…
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I thought you were a Tom Hardy gal?
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Him too. I guess I’m just a loose gal.
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That’s what was written on the men’s room stall.
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Well, at least all of the gentlemen callers have evacuated their bowels before hopping on this bumpy ride. Hahahahaa… I realize how detrimental this comment is to myself, but I don’t have the heart to not post it.
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Bumpy as in warts?
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haha, no just bumpy in a “she doesn’t know how to move naturally during intercourse and resorts to a bad velociraptor impression when nervous” kind of way
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Yeah, but there’s a giant t-rex robot. (This is my rebuttal to anything anyone says about Transformers)
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