Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-5-2014

Todays Headlines

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R.O.T.O.R.’S CONSTANT THREATENING LETTERS AND MURDERS HAVE FINALLY RESULTED IN A MOVIE VERSION OF GREEN ACRES, WITH SHAKMA AS OLIVER AND CAMERON DIAZ AS ARNOLD.

DOCTOR WHO HAS JOINED THE CAST OF THE TERMINATOR THING, PLAYING THE GUY WHO SAYS TO THE TERMINATOR, “SAY, JIM, THAT’S A BAD OUT-FIT! WOOOO!”

THIS NEW GODZILLA CLIP SPOILS THAT THERE WILL BE OTHER MONSTERS, INCLUDING THIS ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLYING CAMERON DIAZ.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: BISHOP LANCE HENRIKSEN STILL HAS A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A PUMPKIN AT 74!

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[TODAY’S TRAILER: STONE COLD]


14 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-5-2014

  1. Is it just me or did the adapting TV shows from the 50s–60s fad end like 10 years ago?

    I can’t wait for the F-Troop movie!

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  2. Did someone really want a Green Acres movie for today’s audience? I expect it will be a family-friendly comedy (PG for “brief mild humor and suggestive content” according to the MPAA’s norm these days) that will come out around Thanksgiving weekend.

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  3. Good for Cameron Diaz, she’ll be able to learn so much from Shakma on set. She’s in desperate need of a masterclass, and who better to teach it than Shakma?

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