R.O.T.O.R.’S CONSTANT THREATENING LETTERS AND MURDERS HAVE FINALLY RESULTED IN A MOVIE VERSION OF GREEN ACRES, WITH SHAKMA AS OLIVER AND CAMERON DIAZ AS ARNOLD.
DOCTOR WHO HAS JOINED THE CAST OF THE TERMINATOR THING, PLAYING THE GUY WHO SAYS TO THE TERMINATOR, “SAY, JIM, THAT’S A BAD OUT-FIT! WOOOO!”
THIS NEW GODZILLA CLIP SPOILS THAT THERE WILL BE OTHER MONSTERS, INCLUDING THIS ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLYING CAMERON DIAZ.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: BISHOP LANCE HENRIKSEN STILL HAS A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A PUMPKIN AT 74!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: STONE COLD]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Stone Cold, baby!!
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I can’t believe Brian Bosworth didn’t win multiple awards.
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Is it just me or did the adapting TV shows from the 50s–60s fad end like 10 years ago?
I can’t wait for the F-Troop movie!
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Especially GReen Acres. Who gives a fuck? But it gives me hope for a Good Times movie.
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DYNO-MITE!!
The MASH show was insanely popular…where’s its movie?
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They remade it in the late ’80s with a few changes and named it Disorderlies.
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Did someone really want a Green Acres movie for today’s audience? I expect it will be a family-friendly comedy (PG for “brief mild humor and suggestive content” according to the MPAA’s norm these days) that will come out around Thanksgiving weekend.
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It’s actually a gritty reboot. Arnold is now a wild boar.
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Good for Cameron Diaz, she’ll be able to learn so much from Shakma on set. She’s in desperate need of a masterclass, and who better to teach it than Shakma?
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She can learn how to make her dick flop around so it’s always in full view of the camera.
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It’s an important talent to have in the world of film.
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Fuckin love Stone Cold! “God forgives but The Brotherhood don’t!”
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Hehe. Pumpkinhead. I like when I actually get one of your references.
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Reference??
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