Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 05-02-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

SLOW NEWS DAY HERE FOLKS BUT THAT’S FINE FOR R.O.T.O.R. SINCE IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE KILLED THE RANDOM PERP. I’VE GOT A HANKERING TO INCINERATE SOME JAY-WALKERS!

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS WORKING ON PRODUCING A HORROR/COMEDY FILM CALLED CLOAKED. ONE DAY MR. DOWNEY WILL FALL OFF THE WAGON AGAIN AND WHEN HE DOES, ROTOR WILL BE THERE WAITING FOR HIM.

THE HULK MAY GET HIS OWN SEQUEL IN THE NEAR FUTURE. I DON’T KNOW WHO’S STILL INTERESTED IN HULK HOGAN MOVIES THESE DAYS BUT IF JOE DIRT CAN GET A SEQUEL, ANYONE CAN.

DAVID GOYER IS SET TO WRITE THE SCREENPLAY FOR THE REMAKE OF THE 1966 SCI-FI CLASSIC, FANTASTIC VOYAGE WITH JAMES CAMERON PRODUCING. IN THIS MOVIE, SCIENTISTS WILL BE SHRUNK DOWN TO ENTER JAMES CAMERON’S BODY TO REMOVE THE STICK IN HIS ASS.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON IS COOKING FOR HIS 42ND BIRTHDAY? IT’S MOST LIKELY A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S POINTLESS NERD VIDEO: REVENGE OF THE THREESOME]


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