THE FIRST REAL IMAGES FROM JURASSIC WORLD, THE VERY BEST MOVIE THAT WILL COME OUT IN 2015. THAT IS R.O.T.O.R. IN THE FIRST IMAGE, PREPARING TO ARREST AND DEVOUR JULIANNE MOORE BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD.
IN NEWS THAT WILL BE OF INTEREST TO SOME, THERE WILL BE A LIVE-ACTION BARBIE MOVIE AND A THIRD SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS MOVIE. YET, STILL NO MOVIE BASED ON R.O.T.O.R.’S DANGEROUS 1980’S ACTION FIGURE OR R.O.T.O.R.’S SCINTILLATING YOUNG ADULT NOVELS IN WHICH R.O.T.O.R. IS THE NEW, HOT, MYSTERIOUS GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO HOLDS A DEADLY SECRET THAT R.O.T.O.R. IS ACTUALLY AN UNDERCOVER COP WHO WILL EXECUTE ANYONE WITHOUT A HALL PASS.
THE THIRD HOBBIT MOVIE IS NOW OFFICIALLY CALLED THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES. FOUR OF WHICH ARE R.O.T.O.R.’S ARMS AND LEGS.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: THE TOY DIRECTOR RICHARD DONNER IS HAVING A DONNER PARTY AT 84!
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[TODAY’S TRAILER: [REC] 4: APOCALYPSE]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
The live-action Barbie film makes sense (though it’s not my thing). But why Peeps? I get more enjoyment out of blowing them up in the microwave… I bet that’s a plot point, isn’t it?
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I wish there was a cartoon series about Sid from Toy Story. Like the anti-Doc McStuffins.
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I approve 100%. Why not have Sid live next door to Doc? I’ve seen nearly every episode (not by choice).
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They would have a great symbiotic relationship. He breaks ’em, she fixes ’em.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Rec 4 looks GREAT!! SPLURT
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Where’s Tyson?
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NO SHIT!!
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Oh R.O.T.O.R., breaker of so many hearts, now you’re a novelist too? Just when I start to think that you can’t get any dreamier…
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Just wait until his new memory foam buttocks arrive in the mail.
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Hahaha! He will literally have more cushion for the pushin’
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Be careful, that’s where his oil slick comes out.
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