DANNY BOYLE MAY NOW TAKE THE JOB OF DIRECTING JOBBER LEONARDO DICAPRIO AS STEVE JOBS, WHO WAS A MILLION TIMES MORE DEPRAVED THAN JORDAN BELFORT.
STEVEN SPIELBERG IS COMING UP WITH THE STORY FOR GOONIES 2: GOOBERS, IN WHICH THE GOONIES ARE FORCED TO DO BATTLE WITH A RACE OF ALIEN NAZIS WHO FORCE CHUNK TO EAT A NUCLEAR DEVICE, WHICH IS HOW R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED JERRY O’CONNELL.
THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES PROBABLY WILL NOT HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THOSE STUPID BOOKS AND SHIT THAT ONLY THE NERDIEST AMONG YOU CARE ABOUT.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: JACK NICHOLSON IS 77 TODAY BUT STARS OF ANDY SIDARIS FILMS TAKE PRECEDENT SO PLEASE WISH PICASSO TRIGGER STAR STEVE BOND A HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY!
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[TODAY’S TRAILER: PICASSO TRIGGER]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Slow news day.
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This post gives me heartburn.
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Picasso Trigger sets the bar for muscled dudes in white short shorts shooting guns.
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Until my bachelor party.
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Hahaha! You sure know how to celebrate.
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WTF, Star Wars canon is the entire EU, how can they say it’s only the 6 movies. WTF!!!!!
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European Union?
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expanded universe 🙂 (yes, i’m a Star wars geek) 😦
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