Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-28-2014

By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video March 28, 2014 Barbershop 3 Brett Ratner Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Ice Cube movie news R.O.T.O.R. Shia LaBeouf Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

IN POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST NEWS R.O.T.O.R. HAS EVER REPORTED: BARBERSHOP 3 IS HAPPENING. EVERYONE TAKE A BREATH. R.O.T.O.R. IS NOT EVEN GOING TO EXECUTE ANYONE FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, THAT IS HOW EXCITED R.O.T.O.R. IS.

IT IS A SLOW NEWS DAY, SO HERE IS SOME DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES STUFF. IT IS FRIDAY, R.O.T.O.R. IS BURNED OUT.

AND NOW THE RETURN OF THE BELOVED FEATURE: SHIA LABEOUF JUST CANNOT HELP BEING AN ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: LEGENDARY FILMMAKER BRETT RATNER IS STILL CHURNING OUT REVERED CLASSICS AT 45!

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[TODAY’S TRAILER: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES]

DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT AND V.O.T.E.F.O.R. R.O.T.O.R.!

3 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-28-2014”

Smash

March 28, 2014 at 3:23 pm Reply

Rest up R.O.T.O.R., you just killed your BFF Shakma for sport and you’ll need to save your energy to take down the rest of the a-holes who oppose you in the bracket.

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theipc

March 31, 2014 at 10:35 am Reply

I took Friday off with tree pollen allergy sickness. I watch Nymphomaniac 1 & 2. I also saw Shia LaPoof’s dong.

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  March 31, 2014 at 10:35 am Reply
  
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