ROBERT DOWNEY JR. ADMITS HE IS GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS IRON MAN SHIT, AND CHRIS EVANS IS READY TO THROW IN THE TOWEL LIKE ROCKY SHOULD HAVE DONE IN APOLLO CREED’S FIGHT WITH IVAN DRAGO IN ROCKY IV. YOU KILLED HIM, STALLION!
ARNOLD SAYS THE REASON WHY THE TERMINATOR WILL LOOK OLDER IN TERMINATOR: GENESIS IS BECAUSE THE FLESH CASING OUTSIDE THE EXOSKELETON AGES LIKE NORMAL. UH, ARNOLD, LOOK AT R.O.T.O.R. CHECK OUT THIS SMOOTH HUMAN SKIN COVERING. SEE ANY GRAY IN THIS MUSTACHE? DID NOT THINK SO…
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT MARVEL IS GOING TO SET UP A UNIVERSE OF VILLAINS AT THE END OF THE AMAZING IRVING SPIDERMAN 2. PLUS, A NEW PICTURE HAS BEEN REVEALED OF DANE DEHAAN AS CAMERON DIAZ:
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: QUENTIN TARANTINO IS 51 AND PULP FICTION CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO SO YOU ARE OLD, TOO!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][TODAY’S TRAILER: HERCULES]
15 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-27-2014”
Oooh, Cameron Diaz lookin a little revitalized after a month of going on the lam after her atrocious appearance in the atrocious Counselor flick. Good for you girl, good for you.
The day that gray starts showing up in R.O.T.O.R.’s mustahce is the day that humanity as we know it comes to an end. Even though I will find it unbearably sexy, I have a feeling it might be cause for alarm for R.O.T.O.R.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Oooh, Cameron Diaz lookin a little revitalized after a month of going on the lam after her atrocious appearance in the atrocious Counselor flick. Good for you girl, good for you.
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Chris Evans is a true Auteur….
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The day that gray starts showing up in R.O.T.O.R.’s mustahce is the day that humanity as we know it comes to an end. Even though I will find it unbearably sexy, I have a feeling it might be cause for alarm for R.O.T.O.R.
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After the carnage I wonder if he’ll color it in with some Just for R.O.T.O.R.?
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Hahaha! That’s an incredible name for a product, but the target demographic is a little narrow.
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Not really. Everyone wants a mustache like R.O.T.O.R. Including women.
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when you’re right, you’re right.
Let the lady ‘stache growing commence!
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We should have a contest and give away a R.O.T.O.R. prize pack to the female reader who grows the best mustache.
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This contest will probably be the beginning of a weird new fetish for our chum over at the ipc. Chicks with dick ticklers.
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Hahahaha!!! That could be the name of a whoooooole different kinda site he’ll start.
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Reblogged this on adamhellonwheels.
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Nice Happy Birthday Quentin and Pulp Fiction is 20 years old wtf~!
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Lovely piece of bullshit from Arnie there. I wonder if Terminators can grow beards? In theory they should
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And I assume they have pubes? Can they get skin cancer?
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The pube question is a good one
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