PAUL BETTANY HAS JOINED THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON CAST AS VISION, A MAN WHO CAN TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO AN ’80S SKATEBOARD.
JAY BARUCHEL WILL STAR IN THE TEN O’CLOCK PEOPLE, BASED ON A SHORT STORY BY STEPHEN KING ABOUT SMOKERS BEING JOKERS. SMOKE OUTSIDE THE DESIGNATED SMOKING AREA, YOU WILL BE EXECUTED BY FLAMETHROWER. FLICK YOUR BUTT ON THE GROUND, YOU WILL BE EXECUTED BY HAVING YOUR ASS SLICED OFF.
CHRIS PRATT EXPLAINS WHY JURASSIC WORLD WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME, AND R.O.T.O.R. IS NOT EVEN IN IT… YET.
DO NOT WORRY, EVERYONE. JASON STATHAM WILL BE STARRING IN THE MECHANIC 2, WHICH WILL BE UNLIKE ANY MOVIE HE HAS EVER DONE. IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO SEE SOMEONE GO OUTSIDE OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE, LIKE HOW R.O.T.O.R. DABBLES IN ACTING AND COMEDY AND ORIGAMI.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
So, comigami? Does R.O.T.O.R. tell jokes while making paper swans? Speaking of, how’s T.H.O.M.A.S.? Haven’t heard anything from him for a while.
LikeLike
Yep, in the nude.
T.H.O.M.A.S. is there. Very close. Always watching. Gathering data…
LikeLike
I would love to see some samples of your origami work, R.O.T.O.R. Maybe you could mock up some wedding decorations for me?
LikeLike
Jason Gedrick! We’re old. I mean, HE’S old.
LikeLike
Did you see Jennifer Jason Leigh turned 52 the other day?
LikeLike
Yep. Stop making me feel old!!!! : (
LikeLike
gedrick 49? feelin old again 😦
LikeLike
I turned 80 over the weekend….
LikeLike