INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK A YEAR TO JULY 1, 2016, WHICH WOULD BE 20 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL CAME OUT, IN CASE YOU WANTED TO FEEL OLD TODAY. R.O.T.O.R. LOVES TO RIP YOUR SPIRIT DOWN BEFORE YOU ARE EXECUTED.

PETER PAN IS GETTING A BATMAN BEGINS-LIKE MOVIE. LIKE PAN, R.O.T.O.R. WILL NEVER GROW UP, AND LIKE CAPTAIN HOOK, R.O.T.O.R. LOVES EVISCERATING PEOPLE WITH A SHARP HOOK.

THE UPCOMING ANT-MAN IS LOOKING TO CAST SOME FUNNY PEOPLE. ANTS ARE FUNNY TO R.O.T.O.R. BECAUSE THEY SCURRY AROUND, KEEPING BUSY, TRYING TO BUILD A LIFE, THEN R.O.T.O.R. CRUSHES THEM IN A SECOND, MAKING EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE IRRELEVANT. YES, YOU HUMANS ARE THE ANTS IN THIS SCENARIO. R.O.T.O.R. FEELS THE NEED TO POINT THAT OUT, YOU IDIOTIC SACKS OF GOOP.

HERE IS THE FIRST TRAILER FOR MALEFICENT WHERE ANGELINA JOLIE WEARS GREEN CONTACTS AND A WEIRD HAT. T.H.O.M.A.S. IS ESPECIALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ONE BECAUSE OF THE BLACK MAGICK INVOLVED. HE HAS EATEN SO MANY HUMAN HEARTS IN THE PAST WEEK THAT R.O.T.O.R. CAN BARELY RIP THEM OUT OF THE CHESTS OF CRIMINALS FAST ENOUGH.