We know what you’re thinking: Why wasn’t Willie Aames in this tournament? We messed up, plain and simple. There really aren’t words to express the shame we feel, but we hope that over time, you’ll forgive us.
And now the titillating results from the Schtick Sixteen!
The Dude (68%) holed Al Czervik (32%) in one!
Ron Burgundy (68%) stole Dr. Frankenstein’s (32%) brain!
Navin R. Johnson (69%) busted Louis Tully (31%)!
Arthur Bach (52%) sold Pee Wee Herman’s (48%) bike!
Frank Drebin (61%) stole Fletch’s identity (39%)!
Booger (61%) ripped up Jeff Spicoli’s (39%) card!
Clark W. Griswold (78%) fired Bill Lumbergh (22%)!
Willy Wonka (72%) is too Fargo-ne for Marge Gunderson (28%)!
| 1. Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski
(The Big Lebowski)
| 2. Ron Burgundy
|Quote: “That rug really tied the room together.”||Quote: “The human torch was denied a bank loan.”|
|4. Navin R. Johnson
| 2. Arthur Bach
|Quote: “For one dollar I’ll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.”||Quote: “All I can tell you is, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.”|
|1. Frank Drebin
(The Naked Gun)
| 11. Booger
(Revenge of the Nerds)
|Quote: “Jane, since I’ve met you, I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before… birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.”||Quote: “Hey guys… Wonder Joints.”|
|16. Clark W. Griswold
(National Lampoon’s Vacation)
| 7. Willy Wonka
(Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
|Quote: “C’mon, Ellen. It looked real. Hell – I thought it was a real gun. Didn’t you think it was real, honey?“||Quote: “It happens every time, they all become blueberries.”|