Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-18-2013

Todays Headlines

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THERE IS NEW FOOTAGE FROM THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 WITH JAMIE FOXX AS ELECTRO. IT SEEMS A LITTLE TOO SIMILAR TO HOW ROTOR WAS CREATED. EXPECT A LAWSUIT AND EXECUTION, JAMIE FOXX.

NEW IMAGES FROM THE ROBOCOP REMAKE HAVE EMERGED. R.O.T.O.R. CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT HOW PRIMITIVE THESE ROBOT POLICE OFFICERS ARE. HA. HA.

THERE IS A NEW POSTER FEATURING GODZILLA’S TAIL. JUST TRY DISTURBING THE PEACE WITH THAT TAIL IN R.O.T.O.R.’S DISTRICT, MONSTER.

MAX LANDIS IS OFF CHRONICLE 2. NEW SCREENWRITER SOLUTION: R.O.T.O.R. 

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PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE MIRTH MADNESS TOURNAMENT, WHICH IS MANDATORY BY LAW AND PUNISHABLE BY BEING SHOT IN THE NECK.

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