Here we are in the Sadistic 16! We’ve had a few evil upsets and some lopsided head-loppings! Let’s look at the results from round 2!

Velvet Von Ragnar (60%) stuck his fingernail where Belial’s (40%) neck should be!
Zuni Fetish Doll (55%) squeaked by the Killer Klowns (45%) by the skin of his pointy teeth!
Cropsey (60%) roasted Porky Wallace (40%) on a spit!
Bruce (64%) swallowed Wez (36%) whole!
Bill (75%) performed a five point palm exploding heart technique on Mola Ram (25%)!
Gremlins (90%) caused Biff Tannen’s (10%) car to crash into a manure truck and explode!
Michael Myers (64%) got inside Hannibal Lecter’s (36%) head!
Jason Voorhees (77%) proved to Leatherface (23%) that hockey masks are better than human skin masks!
Freddy Kreuger (85%) gave Dracula (15%) nightmares!
In a TIE between Betelgeuse and Xenomorphs, the coin flip came up BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
T-800 (62%) sent General Zod (38%) to the Phantom Terminator Zone!
Predator (71%) made it through the Labyrinth and eviscerated Jareth the Goblin King (29%)!
The Joker (73%) showed Johnny Lawrence (27%) no mercy!
Clubber Lang’s (64%) prediction of pain came true for Clarence Boddicker (36%)!
Frank Zito (75%) scalped Seth Romero (25%)!
The Thing (60%) solved Pinhead’s (40%) puzzle box!

Now on to the next round! This time to help you decide, we describe each villain’s best kill! And it’s kill or be killed in this tournament, so VOTE!

 

TODAY’S MATCHUPS

SCHLOCK GROUP

1. Velvet Von Ragnar (Never Too Young to Die)

Hermaphrodite leader of a homeless army and master of disguise.

Best kill: Sticking his lethally sharpened hermaphrodite fingernail into the neck of a lady spy in his criminal gang. It’s his signature move.

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4. Zuni Fetish Doll (Trilogy of Terror)

Freaky-looking doll with the soul of a Zuni warrior that really wants to kill you.

Best kill: Actually, Zuni doesn’t really kill anyone, he’s all menace. But he does transfer his soul to Amelia’s body via smoke, so technically he kills her soul.

3. Cropsey (The Burning)

Summer camp groundskeeper turned summer camp slasher.

Best kill: Massacres a raft full of campers with his amazingly sharp shears.

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7. Frank Zito (Maniac)

Psychotic serial killer with mommy issues and a mannequin fetish.

Best kill: Completely obliterates a disco dude’s head with a shotgun blast through a car windshield.

ACTION GROUP

1. Bruce (Jaws)

Really hungry rogue shark.

Best kill: Is so determined to kill Quint that he actually makes his way onto the boat to eat him. Talk about perseverance!

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5. Clubber Lang (Rocky III)

Ferocious boxer with a very short temper, fool-pitier.

Best kill: Beats up Rocky so badly in their first fight that Rocky’s trainer Mickey can’t take it and dies of a heart attack (and probably shame).

14. Bill (Kill Bill)

Master assassin, ladies man.

Best kill: Although it’s not explicitly stated, Bill is the guy in the animated sequence during Vol. 1 who slaughters O-Ren’s parents and burns their house down.

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2. The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Sadistic Clown Prince of Crime in Gotham City.

Best kill: Installing a cell phone bomb in a maniac’s chest is pretty creative.

SCI-FI/FANTASY GROUP

1. Predator (Predator)

Extra-terrestrial hunter with wide array of arsenal and invisibility camouflage.

Best kill: Blasts Carl Weathers’s arm off then runs up and shanks him in the gut.

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4. Gremlins (Gremlins)

Evolved Mogwai who love to cause trouble… deadly trouble.

Best kill: Rig evil Mrs. Deagle’s mobile stair chair to speed up and blast her out of the second-floor window.

3. T-800 (The Terminator)

Unstoppable killing cyborg.

Best kill: There are lots, but there’s something special about your first kill, which in this case is when he lifts a young street punk off the ground and rips his heart out.

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7. Betelguese  (Beetlejuice)

Freelance Bio-Exorcist.

Best kill: Doesn’t actually kill anyone but was probably going to kill everyone when he turned into a giant snake.

HORROR GROUP

1. Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Serial killer who can kill victims in their dreams.

Best kill: “Welcome to prime time, bitch!”

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4. The Thing (The Thing)

Alien shape-shifter.

Best kill: The classic trick defibrillation to double amputation.

3. Michael Myers (Halloween)

Murderous escaped lunatic, possibly immortal.

Best kill: Sticking a grown man to a door using nothing but a butcher knife.

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2. Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

Mentally-challenged serial killer.

Best kill: Using an occupied sleeping bag to practice his baseball swing against a tree.

And that’s all for the Sadistic 16! Please VOTE! It just takes a few seconds but could save countless lives! Then check back tomorrow for the Evil 8!