Halloween (2007)

My review of the original is here.

Trailer: 

*Spoilers Throughout*

What’s This About: Worst. Remake. Ever.

Here is my observation as I watched the film:

• This movie is fucking terrible.

Final Thought: There are tons of debates out there pro and con for this movie, I didn’t want to tell the same jokes as everyone else or make the same points – so I stand by this abbreviated review as the truth as I see it.

Score: 0 Fucks Given About The Length of This Review (out of 10)

Was it Entertaining?:       

                                                                

Which was Better?: Fuck you for even asking.