After throwing away all of the votes and determining the winners based on kickbacks from Big Oil, here we are at round 2, where the points are double, but there are no points! So strap on your virtual reality voting goggles and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for these groups ends March 23rd with winners announced that very afternoon!)
First, here are the withered winners of the 2000s Group!
Scarecrow (67%) gave Jigsaw (33%) the heebie-jeebies!
Randall Boggs (71%) was the better monster compared to Cloverfield (29%)!
Saruman (79%) abracadabra’d Draco Malfoy (21%)!
Captain Barbossa (57%) made Le Chiffre (43%) walk the plank!
Kim Jong-Il (57%) used his WMDs against Frank Costello (43%)!
Daniel Plainview (54%) drank up J. Jonah Jameson’s (46%) milkshake!
Mystique (54%) shape-shifted Gogo Yubari (46%) into a loser!
Stuntman Mike (79%) drove Alonzo Harris (21%) out of town!
| Dr. Anton Phibes
(The Abominable Dr. Phibes)
|Taunting French Guard
(Monty Python and the Quest For the Holy Grail)
Evil Quote: Nine killed her; nine shall die! Eight have died, soon to be nine! Nine eternities in doom! The organ plays till midnight! The large house in Maldene Square. Come alone!
Evil Quote: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
(Nosferatu the Vampyre)
| Virgil “The Turk” Sollozzo
Evil Quote: Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death.
Evil Plan: What are you worried about? If I wanted to kill you you’d be dead already.
|Heavy Weight Champion; The Count of Monte Fisto
Evil Quote: Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.
|Sadistic Serial Killer
Evil Quote: No, don’t pass out on me now cop! No, no, no, no, no. Don’t pass out on me yet, you dirty, rotten oinker! Do we understand each other? You better answer me, if you want to know where the girl is. Okay? Now listen… I’ve changed my mind. I’m going to let her die! I just wanted you to know that. You hear me? I just wanted you to know that before I killed you!
| Cannibalistic Savage Family
(The Hills Have Eyes)
|Android Science Officer of the Nostromo
Evil Quote: You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
|Cannibalistic Savage Family
Evil Quote: Baby’s fat. You fat… fat and juicy.
| Roy Stalin
(Better Off Dead)
(Revenge of the Nerds)
|Captain of the Ski Team; Bully
Evil Quote: Shut up, geek.
|Alpha Beta Star Quarterback and Head of the Greek Council
Evil Quote: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
|Vigo the Carpathian
Evil Quote: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.
|Spirit of a sixteenth-century tyrant
Evil Quote: On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
(Weekend at Bernie’s)
|Jabba the Hutt
(Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
Evil Quote: I hate… Bernie’s friends!
|Ruthless gangster of Tatooine
Evil Quote: There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
|Daniel “Rooster” Hannigan
| Bull Hurley
(Over the Top)
Evil Quote: I’ll kill ya, ya little brat. I’ll kill ya!
|Truck Driver; Professional Arm Wrestler
Evil Quote: I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It’s what I love to do, it’s what I do best. Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.
None of these villains seem as evil as I’d like for a championship title…
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I like your love of extreme evil! You have a sick mind Smash 🙂
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It takes a very sick mind to turn a plain bagel into pizza in 10 minutes.
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Or an evil wizard!
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Voted! Phew… Looks like I made it just in time!
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