I previously haiku-reviewed Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, so in honor of today’s release of Fury Road, here are the two other earlier movies to round out the set:

Mad Max (1979)

Is this a barren
post-apocalyptic land?
Nope, just Australia

The Road Warrior (1981)

Man, this is the worst
leather bar ever. I’d leave
but I’m out of gas