Villain Madness 2015: Second Round – Groups 1 & 2

Villain-Madness

After throwing away all of the votes and determining the winners based on kickbacks from Big Oil, here we are at round 2, where the points are double, but there are no points! So strap on your virtual reality voting goggles and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for these groups ends March 25 with winners announced that very afternoon!)

First, here are the withered winners of Group 4!

René Belloq (83%) moved Dr. Klopek (17%) out of the ‘burbs and the bracket!
HAL 9000 (63%) nuked WOPR (37%)!
SARK (56%) mulched The Lawnmower Man (44%)!
Dr. Frank N. Furter (53%) was a real pain in the neck for Ursa (47%)!
Dennis Nedry (67%) refused to sell Francis (33%) his win!
Max Cady (56%) declared Alex Forrest (44%) fatally unattractive!
Harry & Marv and Mickey & Mallory tied, so in a rob-off, the winners are Harry & Marv!
  Norman Stansfield (63%) plucked out Elle Driver’s (37%) third eye!

2015-Villain-Madness-Bracket-round2

TODAY’S MATCH-UPS

01.LandaVsPeck

 Col. Hans Landa
(Inglorious Basterds)
Walter Peck
(Ghostbusters)
Sadistic Nazi SS Officer

Evil Quote: 
Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I’m talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?
Dickless EPA goon

Evil Quote: 
Because I’m curious. I wanna know more about what you do here! Frankly, I’ve heard alot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possibility of dangerous and possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement.
Now you either show me what is down there, or I come back with a court order.

02.HartmanVsGollum

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
(Full Metal Jacket)
 Gollum
(The Lord of the Rings)
Sadistic Marine Drill Sergeant

Evil Quote: 
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
Corrupt and obsessed Hobbit

Evil Plan: 
Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious… and we be the master!

03.DocOckVsHan

Dr. Octopus
(Spider-Man 2)
 Han
(Enter the Dragon)
Criminal scientist with tentacles

Evil Quote: 
I couldn’t have miscalculated. It was working, wasn’t it? Yes. We can rebuild. Enlarge the containment field. Make it bigger and stronger than ever! But we need money. Steal it? No, no, no, I’m not a criminal. That’s right… the real crime would be not to finish what we started. We’ll do it here. The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. Nothing will stand in our way! NOTHING!
Megalomaniacal drug trafficker

Evil Quote: 
It is difficult to associate these horrors with the proud civilizations that created them: Sparta, Rome, The Knights of Europe, the Samurai… They worshipped strength, because it is strength that makes all other values possible. Nothing survives without it. Who knows what delicate wonders have died out of the world, for want of the strength to survive.

04.GGTvsWWoW

The Green Goblin Truck
(Maximum Overdrive)
 The Wicked Witch of the West
(The Wizard of Oz)
Evil Big-Rig

Evil Quote: 
Vroom, Honk-Honk
Evil Witch

Evil Quote: Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

05.HumperdinckVsVeruca

 Prince Humperdinck
(The Princess Bride)
Veruca Salt
(Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)
Evil heir to the throne of Florin

Evil Quote:
…you know how much I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.
Spoiled brat

Evil Quote: 
I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It’s my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.

06.ChigurhVsLuther

Anton Chigurh
(No Country For Old Men)
Luther
(The Warriors)
Bounty Hunter

Evil Quote: 
So this is what I’ll offer – you bring me the money and I’ll let her go. Otherwise she’s accountable, same as you. That’s the best deal you’re gonna get. I won’t tell you you can save yourself, because you can’t.
Gang Member

Evil Quote: 
One on one? You’re crazy. You’re dead, all of you, and you know it. You’re dead.

07.WhiteVsBusiness

Margaret White
(Carrie)
Lord Business/President Business
(The LEGO Movie)
Psychotic Mother

Evil Quote: 
They’re all gonna laugh at you!
Ruthless mogul of the Octan Corporation

Evil Quote: 
Hi, I’m President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let’s take extra care to follow the instructions or you’ll be put to sleep, and don’t forget Taco Tuesday’s coming next week.

08.BrainVsRooney

Brain Gremlin
(Gremlins 2: The New Batch)
Ed Rooney
(Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) 
Highly Intelligent Gremlin

Evil Quote: 
Well, it’s rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they’ve got into canned food and shotguns.
Ruthless High School Principal

Evil Quote: 
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

20 thoughts on “Villain Madness 2015: Second Round – Groups 1 & 2

  1. Pingback: Villain Madness 2015: MANDATORY VOTING | Hard Ticket to Home Video

  2. Well now that it’s mandatory – my vote has been cast. Some very strange match-ups I must say and simply no contest for some of them. I also predict it will come down to Prince Humperdink versus Magneto in the final round. Can’t get any more epic than that!

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  3. Re: Mandatory voting.

    Excellent law! However, I believe you also infer that those who do not vote will be turned into a prop in a Ron Jeremy movie.

    I’m glad I voted!

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