PAUL FEIG, THE DIRECTOR OF HITS TITLED BRIDESMAIDS AND THE HEAT, WANTS TO MAKE AN ALL-FEMALE GHOSTBUSTER TEAM FOR THE NEXT LONG IN DEVELOPMENT AND NOT WANTED SEQUEL. I SUPPOSE XX CHROMOSOMES ARE HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM. R.O.T.O.R. DOESN’T CARE WHAT GENDER THE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE—THEY ARE CRIMINALS AND WILL BE BUSTED!

I ain’t afraid of no bust!

 SOME DUMB SHIT IN A TOP HOLLYWOOD POSITION WANTS TO TITLE THE NEW TERMINATOR REBOOT, TERMINATOR: GENISYS. R.O.T.O.R. USUALLY ISN’T KNOWN FOR HIS LOVE OF TERMINATORS BUT EVEN R.O.T.O.R. IS SCRATCHING HIS HELMET AT THIS DECISION. R.O.T.O.R. SHOULD EXECUTE WHOMEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS GRAMMAR CRIME.

SOME GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK FROM TINSELTOWN, SOMEONE (I’M NOT SAYING WHAT CYBERNETIC LAW ENFORCER) PUT A GUN TO THE HEAD OF THE MICHAEL BAY’S PLATINUM DUNES PRODUCER IN CHARGE OF THE MONSTER SQUAD REMAKE AND FORCED HIM TO DROP THE PROJECT. YOU’RE WELCOME.

THIS WEEK’S TOP 5 BIRTHDAYS:

5. M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN (44)
4. TAWNY KITAEN (53)
3. FRANK VINCENT (75)
2. JOHN SAXON (79)
1. JAMES GUNN (44)

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