LOT OF NERD NEWS COMING OUT OF THE COMIC CON LAST WEEK, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. LOVES BECAUSE OF THE INNUMERABLE OPPORTUNITIES TO EXECUTE OFFENDERS OF PUBLIC HYGIENE LAWS.

HERE IS SPINDLY-ARMED GAL GADOT SUPPOSEDLY AS A POWERFUL AMAZONIAN BROAD. R.O.T.O.R. HAS SEEN MORE MUSCLE ON JOHN CANDY’S CORPSE.

 THERE WAS SHOWN A TEASER FOR BATMAN V SUPERMAN, BUT ALL BOOTLEGS OF IT ONLINE HAVE BEEN PROMPTLY TAKEN DOWN BY ORDER OF R.O.T.O.R., BECAUSE LEST YOU HUMANS GET TOO WORKED UP, MAN OF STEEL WAS A HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT. HOWEVER, HERE IS A STILL OF R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN IN FULL R.O.T.O.R. ARMOR:

JOE CORNISH IS UP TO DIRECT SKULL ISLAND, WHICH MANY SUSPECT IS A KING KONG SEQUEL BUT IS ACTUALLY A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT AN ISLAND WHERE R.O.T.O.R. KEEPS R.O.T.O.R.’S FAVORITE SKULLS FROM THROUGHOUT R.O.T.O.R.’S TIME ON THE FORCE.

SPEAKING OF MONSTERS (WHICH SOME UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE HAVE CALLED R.O.T.O.R, AND ALL OF THEIR SKULLS HAVE ENDED UP ON SKULL ISLAND) IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT MOTHRA, RODAN, AND GHIDORAH WILL ALL APPEAR IN EITHER THE NEXT GODZILLA MOVIE OR THROUGHOUT UPCOMING GODZILLA MOVIES. STILL UNCONFIRMED: MECHAROTOR.

HONE OF THE STAR TREK WRITERS WILL DIRECT THE MUMMY RE-RE-RE-REBOOT. THIS FRANCHISE HAS BEEN RESURRECTED SO MANY TIMES IT IS LIKE A… NEVER MIND.

 THIS WEEK’S TOP 5 BIRTHDAYS:
5. MIKE STARR (64)
4. WILLIAM ATHERTON (67)
3. FRANK STALLONE (64)
2. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (67)
1. TERRY KISER (75)

LAST CHANCE TO COMMENT BELOW ON WHICH FUNNY MOVIE CHARACTER(S) YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN THIS YEAR’S MIRTH MADNESS TOURNAMENT, THE ONLY STIPULATION BEING IT CAN’T BE ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FROM LAST YEAR’S TOURNAMENT! (CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 2013 BRACKET).

 TRAILERS OF THE WEEK:

(WHEW, R.O.T.O.R. IS GLAD THAT THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF WALRUS SHIT MOVIE EVER MADE TO JUSTIFY PREVIOUS COMMENTS ON THIS SITE)