LITERALLY NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENED IN MOVIE NEWS THIS WEEK (LIKE THIS PHOTO OF HENRY CAVILL AS SUPERMAN WOULD BE REALLY AMAZING IF THERE WAS NOT ALREADY A FULL-LENGTH MOVIE WHERE HE LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME). IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY SCOOPS, CALL THE R.O.T.O.R. HOTLINE  AT 9-1-1.

 THE ONE INTERESTING THING THAT CAME OUT THIS WEEK WAS A TRILOGY OF SHORT PREQUEL FILMS TO PREP YOU GAPE-MOUTHED HUMANS FOR DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. IN THEM, HUMANITY IS SUCCUMBING TO THE SIMIAN FLU AND SIMIANS THEMSELVES. AND R.O.T.O.R. IS ENJOYING EVERY SECOND OF IT:

TOP FIVE BIRTHDAYS OF THE WEEK:
5) DAN AYKROYD (62)
 

4) BOLO YEUNG (68)
 

3) GARY BUSEY (70)

2) MEL BROOKS (88)

1) LARRY DAVID (67)

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