Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-28-2014

Todays Headlines

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QUENTIN TARANTINO WILL BE FILMING HATEFUL EIGHT AFTER ALL, NOW WITH 40% MORE HATE, WITH R.O.T.O.R. BEING BROUGHT ON AS A HATE CONSULTANT.

JOHNNY DEPP WILL PLAY HOUDINI IN A BIOPIC CALLED MAYBE I SHOULDN’T GO AROUND LETTING PEOPLE PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH. 

THE SECOND SEASON OF TRUE DETECTIVE WILL BE SET IN CALIFORNIA, HAVE THREE LEADS AND BE ABOUT WITCHES AND TRAINS OR SOMETHING. 

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: SONDRA LOCKE, WHO WAS OSTRACIZED FROM HOLLYWOOD BECAUSE CLINT EASTWOOD GOT SICK OF HER, IS 70!

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[TODAY’S TRAILER: THE RAIDERS OF ATLANTIS]


7 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-28-2014

  1. That’s why my acting career never took off, fucking Eastwood. I called him “Old Wrinkle Dink” at a party one time, you know, like an affectionate nickname. And he ran me right out of town.

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