THEY ARE FINALLY RELEASING A 10-MOVIE HALLOWEEN BLU-RAY SET FOR $129.99. OR, YOU COULD JUST BUY THE FIRST ONE, SAVE MORE THAN $100, AND BE BETTER OFF. AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, PICK UP A VHS COPY OF R.O.T.O.R. THE MOVIE. R.O.T.O.R. COULD USE A LITTLE WALKING AROUND MONEY.
FROZEN: ON ICE! R.O.T.O.R. HOPES THAT THEY DO NOT DISTURB THE DOZENS OF BODIES R.O.T.O.R. HAS BURIED UNDERNEATH ICE RINKS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY.
HERE IS THE FIRST TRAILER FOR ZACH BRAFF’S LATEST DOUCHEFEST BECAUSE THIS IS STILL THE ’90S. “JUST AS LONG AS IT’S UNIQUE AND AMAZING, LIKE YOU” SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRAFF.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: MINDY COHN, WHO TAUGHT MANY YOUNG BOYS ALL ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE, IS 48!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TRAILER #2]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Frozen: On Ice? Whatever happened to Pompeii: The Winter Spectacular?
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The Little Mermaid: On Pavement!
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Waterworld: On the Surface of the Sun!
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Guardians of the Galaxy looks stupid.
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Seems like it could go either way. Like you.
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That’s it. I’m dedicating next Thursday’s post to you.
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Actually – I mean this Thursday – sorry for the mix up.
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OMG Mindy Cohn is old!!!! When did that happen?!?! Oh yeah… When my own youth died many many years ago…. : (
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Damn, you’re in a dark place.
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I always think of her in The Boy Who Could Fly. God I’m sad. Oh my god – I totally need to review that as a CPD Classic! People will think I’m on drugs.
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