HERE IS A BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED POSTER OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AS OLD CONAN IN KING CONAN: THE LEGEND OF CONAN. EXPECT A FOLLOW-UP POSTER OF A NUDE GRACE JONES SHORTLY.
ALFONSO CUARON, DIRECTOR OF GRAVITY AND THE MOST WATCHABLE HARRY POTTER MOVIE, MAY BE DIRECTING THE FIRST HARRY POTTER SPINOFF: FANTASTIC R.O.T.O.R. AND WHERE TO BE EXECUTED BY R.O.T.O.R.
THE GUY WHO DIRECTED OCULUS IS GOING TO DIRECT GERALD’S GAME, WHICH IS A STEPHEN KING BOOK ABOUT A GUY NAMED GERALD WHO PLAYS SOME SORT OF GAME (R.O.T.O.R. DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR BOOKS).
THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE OUT OF A SCENARIO BRIAN HAS HAD IN HIS HEAD SINCE HE WAS 9 ABOUT THE EARTH LOSING GRAVITY CALLED INVERSION. IF THERE ARE BOOBS AND WALTER PAYTON AND GREMLINS IN IT THEN IT WILL BE THE EXACT SAME THING.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: THE AFOREMENTIONED SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE, GRACE JONES, IS 66!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: INTERSTELLAR (A.K.A., MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY CONSTANTLY ON THE VERGE OF TEARS]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Conan already looks stupid.
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Oh wow, they’re making Gerald’s Game into a movie. I was just wondering about that the other day actually. I remember you saying the book was super boring and you din’t finish it.
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Yeah I just wasn’t into it at all. It’s 400 pages of a chick handcuffed to a bed. But that was in my wayward youth. I should give it another try.
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lol, a young 20-something Brian wonders to himself “what could possibly be fun about having a chick handcuffed to a bed?”
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Right, but I’ve handcuffed so many women to so many beds since then.
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Interesting – Gerald’s Game wasn’t my favorite King book but certainly wasn’t the worst. Not sure it would really work as a movie, though. Oh, Smash – I finished Doctor Sleep! Only took me almost six months. Lol : )
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I liked Doctor Sleep but it seemed like everything was a little too easy for the protagonists.
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Well… True. But that’s usually the case with most books. I did really enjoy it (you know, even though it took me six months). : )
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Yayyy!! I’m so glad you made the time to get through it! It was such an awesome book.
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