Godzilla (1954-2014)
The Scenes: Godzilla uses all of the powers at his disposal to enact justice on criminal monsters.
Why These Scenes are Great: Brad and I will have our review of the latest Godzilla up as soon as we’re done debating the finer points of giant monster genitalia on email. In the meantime, here are a few select scenes from Godzilla’s past, for anyone who has seen the new Godzilla picture and though it was slow and/or dumb. As you can see, he doesn’t have the most storied history. Enjoy!


I’ll stomp on your fucking tail.
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Godzilla. . .awwww. . . .
Would I be alone in thinking that the heart beating as he lay there dying in the Emmerich movie was actually a nice little touch? The movie was complete garbage but there were some actually cool moments. The fact that he is killed is lame but this part I thought was actually kinda neat
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We went to the movies this weekend and chose Neighbors over Godzilla. I hope it was the right choice!
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I also saw Neighbors. You made the wrong choice.
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Dammit! Stupid sexy Zefron…
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Godzilla has better abs.
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Is there a new Godzilla movie out or something?
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Not that I’ve heard.
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Godzilla’s kinda a dick parent!
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Ha! This was a fun post. Jeez, I own all of these, too lol. That drop kick is just too damn epic.
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