STEVEN SPIELBERG MAY DIRECT A REMAKE OF WEST SIDE STORY, WHICH WILL LEAD TO A SWELL OF GANG VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, WHICH WILL HELP R.O.T.O.R. MEET R.O.T.O.R’S EXECUTION QUOTA.

HERE IS THE FIRST CLIP OF ANDRE 3000 (NOT HIS REAL NAME, ACCORDING TO THE POLICE DATABASE) AS JIMI HENDRIX. OF ALL THE MUSICIANS THAT R.O.T.O.R. HAS EXECUTED THROUGHOUT THE DECADES… WELL, R.O.T.O.R. STILL FEELS NO REMORSE, BUT JIMI HENDRIX’S GUITAR MADE A PLEASANT SOUND TO R.O.T.O.R.’S EAR TUBES.

THE DIRECTOR OF THE ORPHANAGE WILL PUT WORLD WAR Z 2 ON HOLD AND DIRECT A MONSTER CALLS NEXT, WHICH SEEMS TO BE A TOTAL RIPOFF OF WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, WHICH WAS TURNED INTO ONE OF THE MOST UNWATCHABLE MOVIES OF ALL TIME. R.O.T.O.R. WOULD RATHER ATTEND A CAR HORN CONVENTION THAN WATCH THAT MOVIE AGAIN.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: EDDIE DEEZEN, THE GREATEST CHARACTER ACTOR OF HIS GENERATION, IS 57! ALSO, MARTIN KOVE, SENSEI OF THE COBRA KAI, IS 68!