By The IPC
When I first watched Star Wars (in the movie theater, mind you) as a stringy haired, red headed kid, back in the 70s probably wearing a vest and some bell bottoms, I remember thinking Han Solo and Luke were cool, I dreamed of Leia’s boobs, I knew C3PO was a dude inside of a costume and I thought R2D2 was a real robot. BEEPEDY BEEPEDY BLEEP BLORP the robot said. BLEEP BLEEP BLORP BOOP. Years later I find out that there’s a dude inside R2D2??? WHAT THE FUCK???