Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 2-3-2014

By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video February 3, 2014 Alvin and the Chipmunks Ant-Man Chip 'N Dale Jesse Eisenberg Michael Douglas movie news Philip Seymour Hoffman R.O.T.O.R. Super Bowl

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

PHILIP SEMEN HOFFMORE IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

A LIVE-ACTION CHIP ‘N DALE MOVIE IS COMING. R.O.T.O.R. CAN ONLY PRAY THAT THERE WILL BE A CHIPMUNKS CROSSOVER IN THE SEQUEL CHIP ‘N DALE VS. ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: ACORN BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

HERE IS THE FIRST PICTURE OF MICHAEL DOUGLAS AS ’60S ANT-MAN. HIS FACE IS TRULY AGELESS.

MISS ANY SUPER BOWL MOVIE TRAILERS? SEE THEM ALL HERE. MISS LAST NIGHT’S SUPER BOWL? SEE IT HERE.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: SUPERMAN VS. JESSE EISENBERG]

5 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 2-3-2014”

theipc

February 3, 2014 at 11:22 am Reply

You said “semen”…..

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Thomas Ostrowski

February 3, 2014 at 12:07 pm Reply

“Chippendale: Rescue Rangers”. Love to see Disney make that. Product placement squeaks for itself.

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Smash

February 4, 2014 at 10:42 am Reply

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip ‘n’ Dale Rescue Rangers would totally beat the vaginas out of Alvin and his cronies.

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  February 4, 2014 at 11:00 am Reply
  
  I was more of a Tailspin guy. Oh and I spun some tail in my day, believe you me!!!
  
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  - Smash
    
    February 4, 2014 at 1:29 pm Reply
    
    Rodent tail?
    
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