Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-20-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK DAMN NEAR A YEAR BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK KILLED HENRY CAVILL DURING AN INTENSE  SCRIPT READTHROUGH.

STAR WARS EPISODE VII HAS A FINISHED SCRIPT, SO ALREADY IT IS A STEP AHEAD OF THE PREQUELS.

MARK RUFFALO WANTS TO TURN HULK INTO CAPTAIN PLANET. THERE MAY BE A POTENTIAL FOR A HULK/R.O.T.O.R. CROSSOVER HERE AS R.O.T.O.R. IS CONSTANTLY EXECUTING LITTERERS AND THOSE WHO CONSIDER LITTERING.

THIS DUDE WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE JOHN BELUSHI IS GOING TO PLAY DAN AYKROYD. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE BUSTED AYKROYD FOR COCAINE POSESSION, BUT HE SHOT R.O.T.O.R. WITH HIS GODDAMN GHOSTBUSTER GUN AND GOT AWAY. R.O.T.O.R. HAS BEEN SCOURING THE CANADIAN WILDS FOR HIM EVER SINCE.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT THE ADVENTURES OF BATKID. R.O.T.O.R. STILL WAITING FOR A CHILD’S WISH TO BE KID R.O.T.O.R. FOR A DAY]

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