BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK DAMN NEAR A YEAR BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK KILLED HENRY CAVILL DURING AN INTENSE SCRIPT READTHROUGH.
STAR WARS EPISODE VII HAS A FINISHED SCRIPT, SO ALREADY IT IS A STEP AHEAD OF THE PREQUELS.
MARK RUFFALO WANTS TO TURN HULK INTO CAPTAIN PLANET. THERE MAY BE A POTENTIAL FOR A HULK/R.O.T.O.R. CROSSOVER HERE AS R.O.T.O.R. IS CONSTANTLY EXECUTING LITTERERS AND THOSE WHO CONSIDER LITTERING.
THIS DUDE WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE JOHN BELUSHI IS GOING TO PLAY DAN AYKROYD. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE BUSTED AYKROYD FOR COCAINE POSESSION, BUT HE SHOT R.O.T.O.R. WITH HIS GODDAMN GHOSTBUSTER GUN AND GOT AWAY. R.O.T.O.R. HAS BEEN SCOURING THE CANADIAN WILDS FOR HIM EVER SINCE.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][PRESENT THE ADVENTURES OF BATKID. R.O.T.O.R. STILL WAITING FOR A CHILD’S WISH TO BE KID R.O.T.O.R. FOR A DAY]
Absolutely. And in one scene he beats Brainiac to death with it and says, “THEY SAY A MAN’S BRAIN IS IN HIS DICK, NOW BATMAN’S DICK IS IN YOUR BRAIN, BRAINIAC.”
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Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Flares
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I hope they cast Nature Boy Ric Flair as a Sith Lord.
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First, we need a giant creature that we don’t see in full daylight for the 90% of the film wreak havoc. Train wreck is a must.
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Never shit into a 26 MPH wind….
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What the fans really want to know is, will you be hanging dong in the new Batman movie, R.O.T.O.R.?
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Absolutely. And in one scene he beats Brainiac to death with it and says, “THEY SAY A MAN’S BRAIN IS IN HIS DICK, NOW BATMAN’S DICK IS IN YOUR BRAIN, BRAINIAC.”
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‘Star Wars VII has a finished script …’
Awesome.
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