STEVEN SPEILBERG’S NEXT MOVIE MAY BE MONTEZUMA, IN WHICH AN EPIC STOMACH BUG RIPS THROUGH THE ANUSES OF THOUSANDS OF TOURISTS WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO.
DO NOT WORRY, THE PARANORMAL ACTIVITY SERIES WILL END AT SOME POINT. THE SPINOFFS, HOWEVER….
SHIA LABEOUF JUST CANNOT HELP BEING AN ENORMOUS DICK.
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STEVEN SPEILBERG’S NEXT MOVIE MAY BE MONTEZUMA, IN WHICH AN EPIC STOMACH BUG RIPS THROUGH THE ANUSES OF THOUSANDS OF TOURISTS WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO.
I have seen three movies at the theatre in the last 2 months: Bad Grandpa, Anchorman 2, and The Wolf of Wall Street and I have had to sit through that stupid fucking trailer for The Marked Ones in all three freaking movies!!! I am getting so sick and tired of having to watch that trailer, and why are they showing that trailer at the screening of comedies?!?! Everyone knows you’re supposed to show comedy trailers at comedy movies. GAH!! Rage time!!!!
I didn’t actually see any of those movies. But I do like to judge books by their covers and subsequently movies by their trailers, so I’m going to say that they were total shit even though I didn’t see more than 30 seconds of trailer footage for any of them.
I actually do really enjoy writing about the movies I’ve watched for posts on other sites. And I’ve got a couple of movie reviews to be posted on my King site soon. But I don’t know if I’d be able to run a site that could ever be as successful or revered as HTTHV.
yeah no kidding. They are seriously attached to EVERY new release right now. which is why i might actually break down and see The Marked Ones. . . . . .
oh wait, April Fools Day isnt for another couple months.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
STEVEN SPEILBERG’S NEXT MOVIE MAY BE MONTEZUMA, IN WHICH AN EPIC STOMACH BUG RIPS THROUGH THE ANUSES OF THOUSANDS OF TOURISTS WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO.
I’d take a day off to see that!
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I don’t need to see it, I live it.
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You poor bastard.
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I have seen three movies at the theatre in the last 2 months: Bad Grandpa, Anchorman 2, and The Wolf of Wall Street and I have had to sit through that stupid fucking trailer for The Marked Ones in all three freaking movies!!! I am getting so sick and tired of having to watch that trailer, and why are they showing that trailer at the screening of comedies?!?! Everyone knows you’re supposed to show comedy trailers at comedy movies. GAH!! Rage time!!!!
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WTF is a “theatre”?
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lol, that’s just my Canada showing through yet again.
And I forgot to mention in my burst of rage that the newest Paranormal Activity movie doesn’t even look good. IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK GOOD!
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It’s ok, I don’t judge.
Were the other Paranormal Activity movies good?
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I didn’t actually see any of those movies. But I do like to judge books by their covers and subsequently movies by their trailers, so I’m going to say that they were total shit even though I didn’t see more than 30 seconds of trailer footage for any of them.
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We’ll make a movie reviewer out of you yet! 🙂
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I actually do really enjoy writing about the movies I’ve watched for posts on other sites. And I’ve got a couple of movie reviews to be posted on my King site soon. But I don’t know if I’d be able to run a site that could ever be as successful or revered as HTTHV.
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You absolutely could, in fact, here you go (hands over keys) (takes off in Trans Am)
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I have seen far more than 3 movies in those same two months. Imagine how sick I am of that damn trailer. 🙂
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yeah no kidding. They are seriously attached to EVERY new release right now. which is why i might actually break down and see The Marked Ones. . . . . .
oh wait, April Fools Day isnt for another couple months.
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🙂
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