Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-17-2013

Todays Headlines

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JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT WILL DIRECT AND STAR IN SANDMAN, ABOUT THE DIFFICULT BOXER FROM MIKE TYSON’S PUNCH-OUT. NO WORD YET ON WHO WILL PLAY SODA POPINSKI.

THE WEINSTEINS ARE GOING SEQUEL-CRAZY WITH “SHAKESPEARE REALLY IN LOVE” AND “ROUNDERS 2: ROUNDERER.”

JAMES CAMERON IS COMPARING THE AVATAR SEQUELS TO THE GODFATHER, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT THE ONLY THING HE SHOULD EVER THINK ABOUT IS FRAMING SHOTS.

HERE IS THE FIRST TRAILER FOR 22 JUMP STREET, IN WHICH JONAH HILL AND CHANNING TATUM GET INTO THE EXACT SAME COMEDIC SITUATIONS AS THE FIRST MOVIE BUT THIS TIME IN COLLEGE, SO IT IS SORT OF DIFFERENT, A LITTLE. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE WENT UNDERCOVER AT PRINCETON ONCE, AND DROVE R.O.T.O.R.’S ROOMMATE TO THE BRINK OF MADNESS, BUT R.O.T.O.R. STILL HOLDS THE KEG STAND RECORD AT 6 DAYS, 13 HOURS AND 47 MINUTES, DURING WHICH THREE CLASSMATES DIED. ALSO, PANTY RAIDS ARE MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU HAVE A BADGE AND WILL EXECUTE THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY.

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[PRESENT MIKE TYSON PLAYING MIKE TYSON’S PUNCH-OUT]

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