Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-12-2013

Todays Headlines

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THE 2014 GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED. HOW MANY MORE HAVE TO BE EXECUTED BEFORE R.O.T.O.R. RECEIVES A LONG-OVERDUE NOMINATION? THE ANSWER IS EVERYONE.

THAT GUY WITH THE HUGE FOREHEAD FROM ZERO DARK THIRTY MAY PLAY JOHN CONNOR IN THE NEW TERMINROTOR MOVIE.

HERE IS THE NEW TRAILER FOR “TOM CRUISE IS FINALLY STARTING TO LOOK OLD.”

JUSTIN BIEBER TO REPLACE PAUL WALKER IN FAST & FURIOUS 7? R.O.T.O.R. WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN JUST TO PUNISH HUMANITY FURTHER.

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[PRESENT R.O.T.O.R.: THE TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY]

7 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-12-2013

  1. If Bieber does that shit, Paul Walker’s legacy will be tarnished forever. This no-talent punk has no right to be even near a film set. He’s got money, but that’s about the only f**king reason he should be mentioned. What a complete bag with which one douches.

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