LIKE THE STAR WARS, DISNEY NOW OWNS ALL FUTURE INSTALLMENTS OF INDIANA JONES, INCLUDING THE UPCOMING “INDIANA JONES AND THE AFTERNOON NAP.”
HUGH JACKMAN MAY BE DONE WITH WOLVERINE AFTER PORTRAYING THE CHARACTER 9,637 TIMES IN THE MOVIES AND AT BAR MITZVAHS.
TIME TO GET EXCITED ABOUT “TERMINATOR: GENESIS”. IF THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS AS ORIGINAL AND EYE-CATCHING AS THAT TITLE, WE ARE ALL IN FOR A REAL TREAT. R.O.T.O.R. IS STILL TRYING TO EXECUTE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO GET THE TITLE CHANGED TO TERMINATOR: COMPLETE RIPOFF OF R.O.T.O.R.
JERRY BRUCKHEIMER HAS INKED A NEW DEAL TO HELP BRING “ANOTHER BEVERLY HILLS COP” AND “TOP GUN, TOO” TO THE SCREEN. IF THESE FILMS ARE SUCCESSFUL, BRUCKHEIMER WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD ENOUGH HAIR DYE TO LAST HIM THE REST OF THE DECADE.
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LOL Indiana Jones and the Walk Around the Block
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Top Gun, Too eh? Way to rip-off Dumb and Dumber Too for your sequel Bruckheimer!
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They should do a crossover: Beverly Hills Top Gun
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I’d watch the shit out of that movie.
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Axl Foley flies a fighter jet through the streets of Beverly Hills to take out drug dealers.
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Indiana Jones and the Children Who Never Call
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Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Almighty Coupon
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Indiana Jones and the Abusive Care Home Worker?
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Indiana Jones and the God Damn Newspaper Boy
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Indiana Jones and HEY! Get Off My Lawn!
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