HERE IS THE NEW AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 TRAILER. R.O.T.O.R. IS VERY EXCITED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. DID NOT KNOW THAT R.O.T.O.R.’S CIRCUITRY WAS CAPABLE OF DISPLAYING THE EMOTION OF COMPLETE INDIFFERENCE.
SOME GAL HAS BEEN CAST AS WONDER WOMAN. R.O.T.O.R. HEARS SHE NARROWLY EDGED OUT BROAD BROWNING FOR THE ROLE.
SPEAKING OF BROADS, TWO OF THEM ARE THE FINALISTS FOR SARAH CONNOR IN THE R.O.T.O.R. RIPOFF.
MORE NAMES HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED FOR THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT MOVIE, BUT THAT MOVIE DOES NOT COME OUT FOR THREE YEARS, SO YOU HAD BETTER STOCK UP ON HOT POCKETS AND MOUNTAIN DEW, GEEK.
R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK REALLY WANTS YOU TO LIKE R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN, SO R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK IS NOW TALKING TRASH ABOUT THE DAREDEVIL MOVIE, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH EXCEPT FOR EXECUTING A FEW EXTRAS FOR BREAKING CURFEW.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][AND NOW FOR SOME REAL SPIDER-MAN]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
You owe me 100 Nazi scalps.
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For witchcraft?
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The German will fear us.
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I love the riveting action of jumping a two foot gap between buildings. That’s the kind of excitement I need in my every day life.
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Or climbing up a building at 1/100th the speed of an actual small spider.
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To R.O.T.O.R., I used my reward for naming your delightful son.
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A WEEK IN THE GULAG?
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No, jaywalking without dying.
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So you thought…
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I loved that clip from 70’s Spiderman. Nothing says fighting crime better then porno bass lines
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Yeah that’s 100% pure porn music. They should’ve kept that for the new movies, instead of whatever unmemorable theme it is now.
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