THERE IS REALLY NOTHING GOING ON TODAY, EXCEPT FOR THE RUMOR THAT ANDY KAUFMAN MAY STILL BE ALIVE, ACCORDING TO THE UNSUBSTANTIATED STORIES OF TWO PEOPLE. LET R.O.T.O.R. SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL: R.O.T.O.R. WAS ANDY KAUFMAN. R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED THE ORIGINAL ANDY KAUFMAN IN 1974 WHEN R.O.T.O.R. CAUGHT HIM SMOKING A REEFER ROACH OUTSIDE OF A NIGHT CLUB. HOWEVER, USING SENSOR RECALL TO REALIZE THAT THIS YOUNG MAN WAS ONTO SOMETHING IN THE COMEDY WORLD, R.O.T.O.R. SKINNED HIM AND ASSUMED HIS IDENTITY FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL YEARS, STARRING IN TAXI, WRESTLING WOMEN, ETC. R.O.T.O.R.’S DREAM WAS FINALLY REALIZED WHEN R.O.T.O.R. GOT TO BE R.O.T.O.R.’S TRUE SELF IN THE MOVIE HEARTBEEPS. UNFORTUNATELY, THE MOVIE DID NOT DO SO WELL, AND R.O.T.O.R. SPIRALED INTO DEPRESSION, FINALLY DITCHING THE KAUFMAN SKIN IN 1984, AND DEVOTING R.O.T.O.R.’S SELF TO R.O.T.O.R.’S CRIMEFIGHTING, WHILE OCCASIONALLY DONNING THE SKIN OF TOM SELLECK. R.O.T.O.R. WOULD LIKE TO FINALLY THANK ALL OF R.O.T.O.R.’S KAUFMAN SKIN FANS FOR THEIR SUPPORT. PLEASE ENJOY THESE CLIPS OF R.O.T.O.R. MAKING VARIOUS PUBLIC APPEARANCES IN THE KAUFMAN SKIN:
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That lovely WordPress addition we were griping about last week in email.
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Oh I figured a way around that! Just click on the time posted on the bottom left instead of the headline.
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WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL look at that!! You must have been wearing your Smarty Pants!
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I’m wearing No Pants but I’m wearing my Smarty Fake Mustache!
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Fabulous!
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U r so smart compared 2 us dum dums. S-M-R-T!
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u 2 dum lol
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Thank you! I never would have figured out clicking the time posted. The new reader is driving me nuts!
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Yeah it makes no sense at all.
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There is a video of Kaufman doing a wrestling promo that is hilarious. I will find it and send it to you.
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Found it!
I’m from South Carolina and even I found this to be funny.
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Hahaha! I forgot about that one. So good.
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I love the part where he instructs Southerners in the proper pronunciation of the word ‘soap’.
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