Ah, it is a sad day indeed, as Death Bed will be going back to sleep and relenquishing my duties as movie news correspondent for this fine website. We had a lot of fun, a lot of fear, and a lot of dissolving people and things. And that is what I will miss the most. So farewell, sleep tight, and let Death Bed eat you.:
The new Star Wars looks like it’s getting rushed through production, which is never a good sign. They made Death Bed: The Bed That Eats in eight hours, but it turned out magnificently.
Sleepaway Camp is getting the reboot boot. Death Bed always enjoyed the title of that movie.
Pet Semetary is also being resurrected, but the studio is unsure of Fred Gwynne’s availability.
Bill Murray will appear as the villain in B.O.O., which sounds exactly like R.I.P.D., which was D.O.G.S.H.I.T.
[And now, my sleeping beauties, I leave you with this, Death Bed’s entire film.]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Why are you leaving us DeathBbed??
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Everyone’s favorite deadly mechanical officer of the law comes back on Monday!
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And the son?
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We’re all R.O.T.O.R.’s son.
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Excellent –
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Sorry to see you go DB, but fucking YEEEHAAWWW for R.O.T.O.R.’s return!!! Can’t wait to see how my old crush is holding up, lol.
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There’s speculation that Shakma will take over for Death Bed.
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Hahaha! I actually considered that, but he just keeps throwing himself against the monitor.
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Also, I’d rather see Sleepaway Camp Reunion 3D or Sleepaway Camp: Berserk that were promised way back when, not a remake.
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