Today’s Headlines presented by Death Bed! 10-21-2013

THDeath-Bed

Top O’ the morning boys and girls, it’s your favorite carnivorous mattress here to let you in on the latest entertainment scoop!

OK, which one of you out there got really wasted on hard cider and got all nostalgic this weekend and really wanted that Beetlejuice sequel? Remind me to invite you over for a nap sometime.

In better news, the dramedy Glee will be coming to an end. If only more shows called it quits after one of the stars passes on.

And the members of Queen want Ben Whishaw to play legendary frontman, Freddie Mercury. Speaking of Queen, maybe I have a shot at playing Mercury since I am queen-sized! HaaHaaaa! Thank you, try the veal!

 

[And now, sleep tight and dream of the ultimate fight…]

 

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