Our haiku countdown to Schlocktoberfest begins!
Halloween (1978)
Sick man seeks sister
Asks babysitters for help
Shot by his doctor
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Hey – how did you get this picture of me?? That’s EXACTLY what I am doing right now…
YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!
Oh wait, that guy doesn’t have a moustache. Never mind.
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That’s not you but I am trying to kill you, just a coincidence.
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Wonderful! the haiku review idea is genius
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Thank you, uh, uh, um
I like to um, uh, do, uh
That stuff, uh, um, thanks
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El oh el, oh man
That’s good. LOL oh
El oh ell oh ell.
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