Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-17-2013

Todays Headlines


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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MAY PLAY THE VILLAIN IN AVATAR 2, WHO WILL PROBABLY PLAN FOR MONTHS ABOUT HOW TO DESTROY A PRECIOUS STATUE THE BLUE CAT PEOPLE MADE OUT OF STRAW.

D.C. COMICS IS PLANNING TO MAKE 286 MOVIES IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS. WILL WE SEE R.O.T.O.R.: THE COMIC BOOK: THE MOVIE? R.O.T.O.R. SAYS YES.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO TO STAR IN WOODROW (TEE HEE) WILSON MOVIE, BECAUSE EVERYONE SPEAKS FONDLY OF HIS J. EDGAR HOOVER MOVIE. R.O.T.O.R. IS IN TALKS TO PLAY WOODROW’S ASSASSIN, EVEN THOUGH HE DIED OF A STROKE, BUT R.O.T.O.R. CAN MAKE IT SEEM LIKE A STROKE.

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