JACK NICHOLSON THOUGHT ABOUT RETIRING, BUT R.O.T.O.R. TALKED HIM OUT OF IT WITH A GUN IN HIS MOUTH.

SIR IAN MCKELLEN WILL PLAY SHERLOCK HOLMES IN NEW OLD SHERLOCK HOLMES MOVIE. IT IS AMUSING TO R.O.T.O.R. TO SEE HOW CRIMES WERE SOLVED IN THE DAYS BEFORE ROBOTS. THE EXECUTIONS WERE SO INEFFICIENT. 

ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS WHO PLAYS SHERLOCK HOLMES IS NOW GOING TO BE IN SOMETHING CALLED LOST CITY OF Z, SO HE PROBABLY WILL NOT BE IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII AS R.O.T.O.R. PREVIOUSLY REPORTED. R.O.T.O.R. JUST CANNOT TRUST ONLINE MOVIE NEWS SOURCES THESE DAYS, SO R.O.T.O.R. WILL BURN ALL OF THEM TO THE GROUND, INCLUDING THIS ONE.

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