Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-4-2013

Todays Headlines

R.O.T.O.R. APOLOGIZES FOR THE DELAY IN TODAY’S HEADLINES. R.O.T.O.R. HAD COURT ALL MORNING. EVERYONE IS DEAD.

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

REALLY THE ONLY PIECE OF NEWS YOU NEED TODAY: EDDIE MURPHY’S NEW SONG. R.O.T.O.R. WOULD PLAY IT HERE BUT R.O.T.O.R. IS A KILLER, NOT A TORTURER.

WEIRDOS ARE UPSET THAT THE ACTORS CAST IN THE 50 SHADES OF GREY MOVIE ARE NOT THE ONES THEY ENVISIONED WHILE MASTURBATING.

TIMOTHY DALTON TO PLAY THE ALFRED TO R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK’S BATMAN? R.O.T.O.R. THOUGHT DALTON WAS A GOOD JAMES BOND, BUT R.O.T.O.R. HAS ALWAYS BEEN A ROGER MOORE FAN.


[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

WE WILL BECOME YOU TO DESTROY YOU

6 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-4-2013

  1. Why don’t all those 50 shades weirdos just download some porn? The books are shitty, the movie is gunna be shitty. It’s a fact. Do they really need the pretence of a “story” to get off?

    Like

Got something to say?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s